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Stoned Poet

A poet who is stoned 24/7.

Not really a poet and not really stoned, but the stoned poet likes to see him self this way.
Poet, are you Stoned? No! But I'm acting like it!
by Cardamon February 11, 2004
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Poet

Adjective - Mildly awe-inspiring and portraying general awesomeness.
Guy 1 - What did you think of the 1912 silent motion film Saved From The Titanic?

Guy 2 - It was poet man.
by elibeman April 30, 2013
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poet

Someone who writes alot of "meaningful" significant crap, in a rather eloquent way, but is often the only one who actually gets it.
Poet: so,you wanna read that for me and tell me what you think?
Pseudo Intellectual: yeh sure...
* 15 minutes later *
Pseudo Intellectual: well...*scratches chin*...*looks pensive*...I think it's rather deep...
Poet: oh, great..thanks.

Pseudo Intellectual to self---huh!?!?
by BitchnProud May 30, 2006
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Peets

Pretty feet, if a girl got pretty feet u tell her she got some peets.
Girl u got dem peets.
by Thomas McCall August 7, 2009
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poesy

(poetry and hypocrisy) utilizing poetry for morally objectionable means. quoting lines from love poems to coax a reluctant partner into bed.
person A: "Fool, you can't imagine how helpful this poesy stuff is"
person B: "Yeah, how'd you do it this time?"
person A: "I just quoted 'Wondrous Moment' by Pushkin and we were doing the no pants dance in no time!"
by mars0l July 6, 2009
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petsitter

One who looks after somebody’s pet while they are away for sometime.
It is boring to act as petsitter.
by uttam maharjan December 23, 2011
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Ma se poes

Aii if you don't know what this is then you a ma se poes
by The Naaier May 16, 2022
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