Piedmont, Alabama

A hick-town in Alabama located near Jacksonville & Anniston Alabama. It has 70 churches in its zipcode, 99% baptist churches. Most of the people are rich white people. The others are poor white people, with some races that fall in between. Very close-minded. Has nothing to do in it. The school system is pretty cool because every child in 4-12th grade get MacBooks to keep 24/7 and use for school. Great football team. No elective classes really unless you consider football, band, and cheer. Football obsessed town. Will drive 15 hours to see one football game. Full of hypocrites and old people.

Are you from Piedmont, Alabama?
Yeah, why?
You're a rich white snob. Tell-tall symptoms of a Piedmontian.

- WALKS AWAY TO GO TO RESTAURANT TO DRINK AWAY SORROWS LIKE A RICH WHITE SNOB -

by ItWasn'tMeBBZ April 29, 2011

CT Piledriver

1. Must be performed in Connecticut. When you are having anal sex and you take out your penis and walk back a couple of feet, then you slap your partner with said penis and t-bag them as they lay on the ground until you break their nose. Then when they bleed you shit on their chest and ejaculate on their face(usually their hair or eyes.)

Oh dude me and Jenny where totally get it on until i laid her with my CT Piledriver. She was out cold. I left brah.

Text from Jill: John i just woke up from your CT Piledriver, again next Friday?

by Tilly M. June 6, 2010

Sumerian Piledriver

When a man has explosive diarrhea into a turkey vultures beak/mouth. The turkey vulture is then electrocuted and skull-fucked by a wooly mammoth. afterwards, the wooly mammoth is usually enraged to a point of impossible rage and proceeds to stampede the man and bust a galloon of sperm in his face. This is know as the Sumerian Piledriver

i was watching a wild zoo porno when out of nowhere a wooly mammoth performed a perfect sumerian piledriver.

by Spiderpig77 January 4, 2010

pixel squirrel

Anyone in the graphic design, 3D-imaging or animation industry. Those who work with pixels on programs such as 3D-max, Maya or Auto-Cad. Seldom the social butterflies, they are happiest when fondling 'pixels'.

The pixel squirrel who designed my house did a real good job.

by Dayle May 12, 2006

pixelpopper

Someone that gets off looking at computer generate images. Usualy the nerdy type that spends hours on news groups downloading anime stuff.

Roomate #1 : OMG, I just hit the jackpot on alt.binaries.graphics.cgi.porno - 20 gigerbytes of fresh jpegs !
Roomate #2 : Dude, is that cgi as in computer generated ?
Roomate #1 : Yeah, ofcourse it is !
Roomate #2 : Jeez, you are such a l4m3z0r pixelpopper.

by Paul Roux July 16, 2007

Pixel Perv

Someone who in a game like Guild wars or World of warcraft, hangs around, on top of, or at a good view to examine the pixel jugs and ass of a avatar in the game.

They are usually 13 year old emo fagots who make hundreds of puns, and will stand on or next to a female toon as much as they can, as it makes them feel like they have a girl friend, and will end up private messaging the player until is put on the ignore list and kicked from the alliance or Guild.

Female_monk:That Orion wouldn't stop standing on my monk, all he did was stand on her and pretend to rescue me when all he did was botch up the mission.
Guild_Leader: I know all he does is stand near you, he asked if he could transfer to our guild so he could be with you
Female_Monk:Hes been pming me non stop asking if i want to do missions with him, our last UWSC all he did was stand next to me and get himself killed trying to "Protect' me
Guild_leader:Don't worry I'm going to get his leader to kick him from the guild
Female_Monk: Good, he wont leave me alone, hes such a Pixel Perv

by GW_Watchman November 7, 2009

Pixel dust

The name for the proverbial dust on any file that has sat unopened in a computer for long periods of time.

I opened an old file and got a bunch of pixel dust in my eye.

by Sadie_Raydie September 26, 2010