stove-piper 

A person that is a hack at their trade. The handle describes a lack of foresight and poor technique.

(Like the old Mickey Mouse cartoon pot-bellied stove).

"Dude is fast, but he's total stove-piper!"

stove-piper by DB0380 September 12, 2009

Billie Piper 

Highly talented actress. Attended Sylvia Young Theatre School and, aged 14, became the face of pop music magazine Smash Hits. First single "Because We Want To" reached Number One in the UK charts in September 1998.

After her pop career ended, appeared in various lead acting roles, but became best known for playing Rose Tyler in Doctor Who alongside Christopher Eccleston and David Tennant. Also plays Belle De Jour in "Secret Diary of a Call Girl".

Person One: Rose is back in Doctor Who!
Person Two: Who plays her?
Person One: The amazing Billie Piper!

Billie Piper by Flame Butterfly October 1, 2008

The Roddy Piper 

When getting your girl from behind, you toss the sleeper hold on her and knock her out ala Rowdy Roddy Piper. While nailing your unconscious victim, you get to simulate your life long dream of necrophilia. Now you never have to break into the morgue again.

Dude, i pulled off the Roddy Piper last night.

The Roddy Piper by Long Island August 13, 2004

Billie Piper 

Amazing and beautiful actress and singer best known for playing Rose Tyler from doctor who alongside the ninth and tenth doctor.

Girl: is that Billie Piper?
Guy: yeah she is so hot!

Billie Piper by allons-ycompanion March 9, 2015

Fergus Piper 

Another definition of these two words is twat. He always turns his back on a girl and talks to her mum instead.

You're such a Fergus Piper!

Fergus Piper by QH102 July 29, 2011

pay the piper 

1) To get what's coming to you (i.e. get your comeuppance).

You thought you could get away with ripping me off that time. Well, now it's time to pay the piper.

pay the piper by TheKoW January 12, 2008

Pied piper Blunt 

A blunt that was so poorly rolled that it has about six holes in it, and to get s good toke off it you have to put your fingers over all the holes which gives the impression you are playing the flute

Dude this blunt has ten holes in it, this is a pied piper blunt all the way!

Pied piper Blunt by dallas from 305 January 5, 2009