The Penis Monkey challenge

The act of competing against others by attempting to successfully perform the "Penis Monkey Surgery" the quickest.

Man 1: "Did you see Tommy's new time on the Penis Monkey Challenge?"

Man 2: "Yes, I believe his time was 1:38!"

by Johnny Asswipe IV March 8, 2021

guacamole nigga penis

skai jackson's trigger words (in that order)

anyone: guacamole nigga penis

skai jackson: BOTH ARE UPCOMING FRESHMEN AT ____ _____ HIGH SCHOOL IN ________, _______. THEY ARE BOTH VERY RACIST AND SAY THE N WORD CONSTANTLY!

by Samee Ray June 22, 2020

Big Penis Syndrome (BPS)

When a male has an unusually large penis

I have Big Penis Syndrome (BPS)...

by Big Penis Syndrome October 23, 2017

acorn penis

A penis so small that it's actually only the head, with no shaft whatsoever.

Masturbation would be so much easier if I didn't have an acorn penis.
I think penis size is passed down from generation to generation, so if I have a child, he will have an acorn penis for sure.
I would really like to wear my new speedo to the pool, but there are ladies there and I have an acorn penis.

by Magic M December 17, 2006

Penis Fairy

The friend that draws a penis on your face after you pass out at a party.

Dude!! The penis fairy struck again!! John has a boner on his face lolz!

by Cameron Yancey October 3, 2008

parishi

A sweet,charm and beautiful girl, whose smile makes you feel awesome about her . She is masterpiece on earth and shower of pretty smile and eyes.Friendship with her is must.Patience is a key to handle her. #pretty #lovelysmile

Woah thats like parishi's smile.

by Bramastra January 31, 2018

men who think with their penis

A guy who acts totally on sexual impulse rather than asserting self control and fails to realize that this does nothing to satisfy a woman and only leads to making him look like an idiot who a woman will never respect

"He just checked out my ass and now just wants to hump me, men who think with their penis just don't have a clue"

by ableventure November 24, 2013