pee pee poo poo fart fart

I get that you are bored, but you really should do your homework.

you: Im bored what if I type pee pee poo poo fart fart on UD

your homework: bruh

by Hehe I cheated June 14, 2021

pee pee juice

When pee is mixed with lemons,it becomes pee pee juice

“That pee pee juice was good”

by fathead191 July 11, 2018

Pee Pee House

A place where you go to the bathroom, where you go pee pee

I need to go to the pee pee house because I need to take a piss.

by msdivineone December 20, 2008

pee-pee hearted

A term used to define whiney or unnecissarily sad people. One tends to become pee-pee hearted when 1)They do not get their way, 2)when they are in a bad mood, and 3)They are weepy.

Don't get all pee-pee hearted on me

by Hanz-B July 30, 2008

peewee

1) Someone who suffers from nocturnal incontinence
2) A guy with a pathetically small todger
3) Aforementioned tiny member

1) "Oh look - Peewee pissed himself again"
2 + 3) "Put the peewee away, Peewee - I'm not surprised you can't satisfy your girlfriend!"

by tiddlywinks March 27, 2005

your pee pee small

Your pee pee small is one of the worst roast you can use against someone. Your pee pee small could kill someone. Your pee pee small is also the only come back that you can use to survive the roast your mom gay lol.

Someone: your mom gay lol
Me: your pee pee small
Someone: damn it
Me: IM ALIVE!!!

by Boned_your_mom _XD February 19, 2018

touch pee-pee

Applied to soccer, it occurs when one or more players of the same team is playing unintelligently or inattentively, such as dribbling aimlessly in their backfield, as young children may idly play with their own or each other's genitals, regardless of gender.

It also can be applied in general to any activity where at least one person is blissfully but dangerously not paying attention to something critical.

Soccer: You two, stop playing touch pee-pee and move the ball up the field!

Life: Hey, you! Quit playing touch pee-pee and help me lift this into the truck!

by ToddUncommon June 29, 2010