squacking parrot

the act of blowing a load up a woman then letting out a victory squak.

put that squacking parrot out of me!

by Ryan Gerard July 12, 2006

Furry Parrot

When a girl is on her kness, you walk up behind her after just shaving your pubes, skeet on her shoulder and put the freshly shaven hair on the semen.

Amy: "John gave me the 'furry parrot' last night. He's such a dick."

by Nic, Emily and Parker January 1, 2009

Patootie

Often known as a guy named Adrian. He's the God of Sexonia and is deeply in love with his Goddess Jessica.

Hey, look, it's Patootie! /diesofsexy.

by Jezzypls August 20, 2013

parrot nazi

A woman teacher that resembles Reba Macentire and has the nose and eyes of a parrot. Screetchy voice also included.

damn that parrot nazi!
parrot nazi: raww, whatt? eva do you have a bank account? do you know what interest is?!?!?

by Raw January 19, 2004

Puke Parrot

Puke Parrots happen when you get so fucked up you puke a pile of nastyness on your own shoulder, most the time the owner of the puke parrot doesn't realize this until morning

Dude you alright?

WTF happened last night?
Well you shit on the floor, pissed in your pants, and vomited on your shoulder!
Fuck! look at this puke parrot man! goddamn it!

by villestation August 23, 2009

Doon Proot

A native fruit/vegitable hybrid, grown in the highest mountains of Bolivia. Locals often refer to it's ability to stop persons with huge medical farting problems to clasp up their assholes and stop fucking blasting out the village. Small doses have been known to cause a strain of the Nigerian Anus Flu often resulting in death when forced into the rectal cavity.

I tried entering the farting contest...but someone slipped me some Doon Proot and now my cheekhole wont do SHIT !!!

by Bel Aire Beeryan March 15, 2011

QT Patootie

Glimmer#11361

Glimmer is such a QT Patootie. Glimmer#11361

by HxC FTW May 14, 2017