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Phone Parade

One of the most popular multi-player cell phone games available to our nation's youth. It really only serves as an introduction to the world of cell phone gaming. (Such as phone party)

The rules are as follows: all players place their phones in the center of the table. All phones are carefully inspected (by a neutral party, if possible), and the person with the smallest phone wins.
"After you left the BBQ last night all twelve of us sat down and played a kickin' round of phone parade! You shoulda been there, man!"
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rain parade

The act of flailing hundreds of dollar bills in succession into the air with a group of baller buddies after the build up of a trance song in a dance club. Best done on the dance floor while watching the broke-ass douchebags try to pick up your bills to pay for their shitty beers.
Alex: The beats about to blow, ready boys?
Alen: Stunt like you mean it bitches.
Steve: THUMBS UP LETS DO THIS - RAIN PARADE!!!
by paradigm June 9, 2011
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thot parade

A group of females (usually in college) wearing skimpy and revealing outfits walking the streets looking for a party. They may be drunk or looking to get drunk.
Boy: Hey its thirsty Thursday!
Other Boy: Oh Boy! Time for the weekly thot parade!
by Jsunshine October 3, 2015
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Puerto Rican Day Parade

Montgomery Brogan's least favorite parade.
"Worst parade in the fucking city", said Montgomery Brogan of the Puerto Rican day parade, to himself in the mirror right after the Enron assholes and right before the Dom-in-i-cans.
by nyc14gauge1 August 21, 2008
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paralegal

A paralegal is a secretary with a title.
by MeGaMangUeirA189 February 17, 2009
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parabeastafealiac

a person who loves to shag dead animals whilst there on fire
did you see that dickhead jon,
no y
hes a fukin parabeastafealiac
by lee willett October 19, 2005
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Paraletic Wanking

Wanking whilst paralertic.
Martini: So, what did you do after you got in last night?

Palmer: Wel, I was paraletic wanking.

Martini: Gooooooooood?

Palmer: Real goooood.
by Real sound February 16, 2009
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