The distance from your mind that the cabal can observe your inner thoughts, send you messages to trigger a schizophrenic reaction, or jerk the steering wheel towards an innocent woman.
Friend: I thought I heard something around the corner!?
Me: No, someone’s in your head at proximity zero.
Friend: I must be schizophrenic!
Me: No, someone’s in your head at proximity zero.
Friend: I must be schizophrenic!
by brainslave711 February 26, 2021
Get the Proximity Zero mug.A portmanteau of "proxy" and "offended". This adjective describes a phenomenon wherein one person takes offence to the problems of another. These people are self-appointed proxies who are offended on behalf of the apparent victims.
"Proxyfenders" often act as though they themselves have been attacked personally, even though that is very much not the case.
Such people often aggressively defend the supposed victim when, ironically, in many cases the supposed victim is not even harmed by the would-be offence.
"Proxyfenders" often act as though they themselves have been attacked personally, even though that is very much not the case.
Such people often aggressively defend the supposed victim when, ironically, in many cases the supposed victim is not even harmed by the would-be offence.
Andre: Bro, why is this white woman so mad at Soul? I liked that movie. It ain't racist.
Jackie: She's just proxyfended, don't worry about it.
Jackie: She's just proxyfended, don't worry about it.
by Khontro Vyrsh'al March 6, 2021
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