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Poosting

To post on a forum or message board while at the same time excreting fecal waste.
Hey guys, just so you know, I'm poosting this response just because you mean so much to me *Ass Wipe Break* where was I?
by AjaxtheGoat November 4, 2009
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porting

The act of another male tying weights to his foreskin in order for another male to inject his fallous into another mans penis.
That guy Ben got caught porting Tim.
by mattlikesvodka October 23, 2009
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postin'

when one proceeds to kneel, rest one hand against the wall and masturbate with the other hand
yo dude, i awoke last night to see my roommate Zak postin' on his bed
by Ryan Maroney September 13, 2006
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potting brown

The act of chalking your cue with a water based lubricant, lining up the shot and striking the brown with an almighty white mass of tail sap or jizz.
Most of last night was spent potting brown.
by Mike Hunt August 15, 2003
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Postigurgitation

The act of regurgitating and typing every single word the person next to you is saying, usually on a status update (FB) or text message, in an attempt to make you look smart in areas where clearly you are just stupid, followed by a statement reflecting your REAL IQ level.
The team’s offense is really playing well this year. However, their defense is lacking and although they have players with real potential I think it is time for a new strategy and perhaps a new defensive coach. I really like their uniform colors and the Super Bowl isn’t about the ring, but I like jewelry. I don't know anything about football so that is all postigurgitation, the rest is how I really think.
by Lainey28 January 10, 2012
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.postingcgd

Most amazing girl ever ! <3 loves everyone and is sweet she is a dunkin !
.postingcgd is an amazing girl
by Charli damelio dunkin October 17, 2021
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potting somone

"Potting someone" is when you hit a car at fast speeds normally on a bend so that he/she loses control and goes off.
On Gran Turismo 4 I potted the black car on the first corner to set me up for the yellow.
by Ben Matthews May 13, 2005
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