possum

it means ur gay

"im possum" = "im gay"

by cocksuck420 December 13, 2021

Possum Dick

A word defined by Vore Pip and A Kenny (Idfk)

Where that kenny has a possum in his pants

Possum Dicks are noobs

by ლ(╹◡╹ლ) October 19, 2019

living possum

(a) The act of being dead.

Wow that possum was hit by the car, now he is living possum.

by Captain Ginyu May 28, 2017

Possum

to "fist pound" and say "possum" is to say nice, or agreed

dude i fucked a MILF last night
possum!

by bob froguana March 27, 2010

possum

1) Refers to a person who enjoys gaining weight in order to feel/be more attractive.

2) Alternatively used for some one who "falls dead" in bed and cannot continue to be entertaining sexually.

1) That guy is such a possum, he can't stop eating everything in sight.

2) He's a possum, he just lays there in bed and doesn't do any of the work.

by Remyarias July 6, 2007

Salting the possum

Lighten up, chill out, not take things too seriously

Aaron, she was salting the possum before work so she could deal with her lab mates bullshit
Oh! Good for her. Maybe we should all salt a possum

by Taxidermistlady February 19, 2017

First Possum

1. a dangerous place for fear of possum consumption
2. the middle back seat of a vehicle
3. the bottom step of a porch

oh shit, i don't want to be first possum.. i should get out of this dumpster

by doctor jeckyll April 27, 2008