Choke and Poke

The act of using one's forearm to choke a lady whilst fingerbanging her at the same time.

"How was last night?"
"Great, things got a little freaky."
"Yea?"
"Yea, started with a little biting. Next thing I know I am giving her the ol' choke and poke"
"Your father would be proud son"

by McGarnigal May 8, 2009

poke

A stupid or bad thing or the action of doing a stupid or bad thing, or the person who is doing the stupid or bad thing.

Your alarm clock goes and you dont feel like getting up for work. So you might say "what a poke"

Or if someone is doing something stupid you would say "you are poking yourself"

by Geron January 29, 2008

cleavage poke

where a guy sticks his finger ect. between a woman's cleavage usually with out her wanting him to.After which the guy may have to run ect.

Kathy got a cleavage poke.

by Deep blue 2012 April 17, 2010

Poke A Pig

Another way of saying "smoke a cig".

"ay man wanna go poke a pig?"

by The Dirty Dove February 23, 2012

chocolate poke

The act of shitting inside a girls vagina then having sex with her.

Karina and Shaun were exhausted from their Chocolate Poke

Nancy didnt enjoy Jakes chocolate while he poked her.

by Nostarz May 27, 2016

poke addict

The addiction to poking on Facebook and to have the other person re-poke you.
The other person not re-poking can lead to aggressive behavior and depression.

The poke addict poke a person, the person respond you poke back and then no response leading to depression

by Bondpua September 16, 2013

Poke Loop

That uncomfortable situation where you have no idea who started the facebook poke back and forth, and you dont want to offend the other person so both of you just keep poking eachother back and forth for months.

Dude, I have been in a poke loop for 6 months with this chick, and I have no idea who started it anymore. Do I just stop, or what??

by Quagmire_Alright March 6, 2012