a frequently used acronym used mainly during instant messaging conversations after something extremely hilarious has occured. the meaning is simply; pissing my freaking pants.
by Samantha Horneff November 11, 2006
Get the PMFP mug.Usually before a woman begins her period, sometimes during and after though. She will usually be very emotional and will get angry or mood swingy at the littlest things.
"here is your coffee dear," "how many creamers did you put in it honey?" "I put two, just how you like it" "I LIKE THREE NOT TWO! YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT BY NOW! *starts to tear* YOU DON'T LOVE ME DO YOU!"
*1 week later* "sorry i kicked you out honey, i was PMSing"
*1 week later* "sorry i kicked you out honey, i was PMSing"
by Xyou.wish.you.knew.meX July 22, 2006
Get the PMSing mug.A phrase used by an asshat man as an argument-ending device to discredit a woman's entirely valid criticisms of him, especially to a public audience of other males.
The use of the phrase 'pre-menstrual' will be applied regardless of what point in her menstrual cycle she is, or if she even menstruates at all.
Any attempt to point this inaccuracy out will be shouted down with an exclamation of "Ew! TMI!"
The use of the phrase 'pre-menstrual' will be applied regardless of what point in her menstrual cycle she is, or if she even menstruates at all.
Any attempt to point this inaccuracy out will be shouted down with an exclamation of "Ew! TMI!"
Female Coworker: Harry, could you please not loudly discuss your sex tour to Amsterdam whilst I am on the phone to a client? It is rather unbusinesslike.
Male Asshat Coworker: Oooo... *to whole office* SALLY'S PMSing! Run for your lives!
Male Asshat Coworker: Oooo... *to whole office* SALLY'S PMSing! Run for your lives!
by magnetron July 26, 2008
Get the PMS mug.Men act like it is a big deal to them but to a girl it is an even bigger deal because they are the ones going through it.
by Randomgrl21 July 11, 2018
Get the PMS mug.when a girl is on her period and gets mad when you say something that would normally just piss her off a little bit.
this is probably because she's experiencing horrible cramps while at the same time being accused of using her period as an excuse not to please her man.
whoever thinks a period is torture for MEN is seriously misguided. swallow a ravenous squirrel, sit there until it claws itself out while a tampon is up your ass and maybe you'll feel differently.
this is probably because she's experiencing horrible cramps while at the same time being accused of using her period as an excuse not to please her man.
whoever thinks a period is torture for MEN is seriously misguided. swallow a ravenous squirrel, sit there until it claws itself out while a tampon is up your ass and maybe you'll feel differently.
not all girls go through bad PMS, like me, for instance. i'm lucky that way, I usually just curl up in pain and try to avoid any talking.
by ihateperiods. January 31, 2008
Get the PMS mug.The period at the end of the month when police act like bastards and give more tickets to fill their quotas. If you come across a female in this situation, you're totally fucked.
Dan: "Dude I'm drivin to Florida tomorrow."
Tim: "Ya well watch out for cops with PMS, it's the 31st."
Tim: "Ya well watch out for cops with PMS, it's the 31st."
by Willy March 21, 2005
Get the PMS (Police Menstrual Syndrome) mug.PMS stands for premenstrual Syndrome. Guys often refer it to the worst time of the month and think that every time that a girl is mad that they're pmsing. PMSing includes cramps, tiredness and crying about a blanket that doesn't cover your feet.
by Grandgab August 7, 2017
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