Smack barm pea wet

A sexual act in Wigan where you get the juice left over from mushy peas, rub it on your cock and smack someone in the face with it. They usually then lick it off.
Ey lad, do you fancy a smack barm pea wet tonight?

You bloody bet I do lad. Get the peace juice ready.
by A Mac Attack October 16, 2018
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Pair of purple hull peas

Where a guys balls are busted so hard that they are brused and turn purple.
kathy busted my batts really hard the other day and now I have a pair of purple hull peas.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 21, 2009
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oh shit! sometimes there are also peas on the table and floor. somtimes though its not your fault and thats more a case of somebody else throwing a handful of peas at the mayonaise, quite spiteful really.
doing bad things and people finding out
by princess laura March 11, 2004
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Afterwards we'll have a few beers, then we'll be painting the town in peas and carrots.
by johnnylongprong January 27, 2009
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Honeybee friend, honeybee love, bee friendly and bee lovers
An apiphiliac (Pronounced) Aye-pea-fee-lee-ack is a friend and lover to honeybees.
by Catherine Apple Ann Garvin October 17, 2014
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Sling Pea

1. A plant from Plants vs. Zombies 2 which catapults out 5 peas at zombies closest to your lawn on the left, but has full range and takes sometime to unload the peas out for maximum burst damage.

2. (Jocular or Informal) A wicked or foolhardy person.
"My Sling Peas are doing so good at taking down Zombies when I spam this fella on the battlefield!"

"Stop acting like a sling pea!"
by Otheruser325 January 21, 2023
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Are peas safe for dogs

No. Peas are not safe for dogs as it can harm their internal organ system, cause severe choking, and in some cases cancer. Therefore, all unwanted peas should be gives to Hermione D.
Hey are peas safe for dogs?’

‘No, hermione can have them!’
by Helloitsdefonotme September 15, 2023
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