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Shit in your own backyard

Not fucking/ doing sexual stuff with someone who is in your work group/ goes to the same school/ sporting club etc.
“Don’t go shitting in your own backyard, it’ll bite you in the ass.” Shit in your own backyard.
by nobbies101 September 2, 2020
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Devil's Own Luck

A karmic escape artist. Someone so morally and/or criminally corrupt that they should be in prison or worse. Instead, they not only find a way out but are also showered with money, gifts, and an entourage of fixers, enablers, loyalists, and supporters. Someone with luck so extreme and inexplicable as to be nearly supernatural, as if they sold their soul to the Devil.
He must have the Devil's Own Luck, considering all of the death, pain, and suffering he's caused yet he's still walking around like he's untouchable.
by Patience Q Jones March 1, 2021
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stapling your own hand

by pdtd December 3, 2021
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Half of everything I own

What Karen took in the divorce as well as the kids oh why Karen why have you forsaken me why did you take the kids it's been five years please come back I just want to see my kids again I promise I'll stop wearing your clothes while you're away
Half of everything I own: *exists*

Karen: abra ca dab-bruh

Half my money: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good *vanishes*

Half my other belongings and my kids: *teleport into Karen's name*

Me: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"
by WhyohY January 23, 2023
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Please Don't Add Your Own Soundtrack

Something you say to a noisy person in a movie. An alternative to telling them to shut the fuck up
Will you be quiet, please don't add your own soundtrack
by Treysteroid Of Youtube December 30, 2010
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Don't float your own boat

Someone who gives themselves a compliment, often cocky.
Eric: "I am the best at hockey"
Ann: "Don't float your own boat"
by amkooks March 19, 2012
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Do you make your own earrings?

A secret code used by gay women to figure out if the other woman is gay as well.
Do you make your own earrings? Yes, are you gay too?
by Murry June 20, 2020
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