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obitchuary

An obitchuary is a term used to describe a place where the local residents will most likely harm the prostitutes working under a pimp(s), hurting business.

1. To the poorer, more ghetto pimps, the word is to threaten or scare the prostitutes working under them. A common phrase found in the ghetto is "sendin' a bitch to the obitchuary".

2. To the more wealthy, high-class pimps, the term is mostly used as a geological term used to describe and figure out where the safest and most profitable areas are in town, and where the most dangerous & unprofitable places as well.

Both meanings carry a negative connotation
Poor pimp: Hey yo bitch, don't make me send you to da 'bitchuary, ya hear?

Prostitute: Sorry daddy

Poor pimp: That's right, bitch. Now go out and make me more money!

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Rich pimp #1: Do you think we should send out some girls out into the Tower District after midnight to increase profits?

Rich pimp #2: Nah, brotha. The Tower District turns into an obitchuary after 1 A.M.
by gr33kbo1 July 5, 2010
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Uchiha Obito

One of the less known Uchiha Brothers, sometimes Uchiha Tobi is mistaken for Obito. But in the manga, or so I'm told, Tobi reveals himself to Sasuke as Uchiha Madara. (damn, spoiler.. Sorry Naruto manga readers)
Friend: Isn't Uchiha Tobi-kun Uchiha Obito-kun?
Me: No, Tobi reveals himself to Sasuke in the manga.. I'm told..
by Deidara-san January 14, 2009
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orbital burn

A term to explain the method of infection of gonhorea, by way of anal sex. -
1. An asshole that has been infected by gonhorea.
2. An asshole that has been infected by gonhorea, that then transfers the infection to another recipient, by way of anal sex.
"Oh man... How'd you get gonhorea"
"I was f**king your sister in the ass and the dirty whore gave me an Orbital Burn!!"
by D123 September 9, 2007
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Orbitron

A person who spouts off random political, religious, and social beliefs that either make no sense, or are unintelligent for the sake of being unintelligent.
"That guy at the podium is a real Orbitron."
by Deeli March 12, 2010
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obitchuary

The common newspaper column that women utilize to write in and complain about the oblivious/incompetent/chauvinistic men in their lives. (Seldom read by the men, incidentally --- ignorance is bliss, and they don’t want to be overly depressed.)
Petulant girl: My boyfriend is being a total dink --- I think I'll write in to the obitchuary, to see what the other chicks think about it.
by QuacksO November 28, 2011
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Orbism

A statement or opinion devoid of or contrary to logic. A statement made by a sophist or intellectual coward.
"black people commit more crimes because we determine crime to be that which black people do"? Nice orbism.
by Joe Teenwolf March 18, 2003
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orbital

I would do anyone with an orbital.
by lizzi May 20, 2005
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