oneBang

Meaning is in a fight knocking out the opponent with one punch, or hurting the oponent to the level he gives in or walks off (pussy)

"dont chat shit or i'll oneBang you!"

by hype kid April 13, 2010

oceanUP

A website created by a guy named Tim Ocean who has his head up Selena Gomez's ass 24/7 and posts the latest everything and anything about Hollywood's hottest teen celebrities. It's also a place where Jonas fans, Miley fans, Demi fans, and Selena fans come comment, yell, and viciously argue with each other while expressing their opinions about whatever was recently posted. Newcomers should be aware that if you hate on the Jonas Brothers, Demi, Miley, or Selena the fans will hunt you down and kill you. Basically, it’s a death trap and if you can’t handle people cussing, threatening your life, dissing you or your beloved idol, or ferociously attacking you with hateful words, I suggest you stay the fuck out.

Niley Hater: OMJ DID U C THA PIC OF NICK AND MILEY ON OCEANUP ?!?!?

Niley Lover: IDK, Niley is back.

by ahehehe21 June 9, 2009

ocean wisdom

a term used to describe a homophobic homosexual black man that lives in a suburban transilvania

this term could also be used to refer to a douche-like fantasy.

oh my god! billy conelly is such an ocean wisdom

ocean is so shallow

paris hilton is such an ocean wisdom!

get lost, hitler, you ocean.

by james baxter groves December 29, 2007

Oneness

A group of Christians that rejects the Trinitarian doctrine. Sometimes Oneness people are called Jesus Only. Oneness folk believe that there is absolutey One God (such as the Jews and Muslims), who came to earth and became the prophecied Messiah of the Old Testament, namely Jesus Christ. They believe Jesus Christ revealed himself as Father in creation, Son in redemption, and Holy Spirit in regeneration. They believe the terms Father, Son and Holy Spirit are not seperate persons that make up the One God, but rather differant manifestations of the One God; Jesus Christ. Pretty much 96% of Oneness people believe that repentance, water baptism by immersion in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ for the remission of sins as well as receiving the Holy Spirit with the initial evidence of speaking in other tongues (glossalalia), are all part of Christian salvation.

Dude, I really enjoyed that Oneness vs Trinity debate! I learned a lot about the differances of their beliefs!

by Apostolicboy April 16, 2008

Ocean Lakes

School in Virginia Beach. Home of the Dolphins. Not a stuck up school, and not ghetto. Probably the only school that has all school assemblys for no reason, but also probably the most amazing school on the planet.

Guy 1 - Do you go to Ocean Lakes?
Guy 2 - No, but i wish i could!!!

by VMOL June 26, 2009

Daniel Ocean

1.Greatest fake name for the Greatest Cyclist.
2. That guy from Ocean's twelve and Ocean's Eleven.

Whats up Daniel Ocean?
I dont know, lets steal millions of dollars from that hotel

by Liquid Tang May 5, 2006

Ocean Township

A sprawled-out, over-populated, and extremely congested suburban community located in Monmouth County on the Jersey Shore, sandwiched between West Long Branch, Eatontown, Asbury Park, Tinton Falls, and Deal. While the town has some diversity, it is mostly full of spoiled upper-middle-class kids who drive their parent's cars and can't handle themselves at parties. A lot of the guys who live here are loud-mouth pussies who talk a lot of shit, and mostly all the girls are skanks. In the summertime, the neighboring shore communities of Deal and West Long Branch attract an unwelcomed seasonal migration of bennies, specifically wealthy Syrian Jews from Brooklyn, Staten Island, and Manhattan. They greatly increase the ammount of traffic congestion and car accidents in Ocean Township during the summer, because they are just about the worst drivers imaginable. Anyone who has driven in Ocean Township in the summertime knows to watch out for that Mercedes Benz S550 with New York plates going 25 mph in a 40 mph zone, because they are about to get over to the left to make a sweeping right turn at 4 mph without using their turn signal and while talking on the phone. But by far the worst thing about Ocean Township is the overly-funded, overly-equipped police force that patrols the town in mass numbers, hunting for opportunities to meet their quotas and raise revenue to help patch up the multi-billion dollar budget deficit of the State of New Jersey. Instead of fighting crime, this self-righteous suburban police force of almost 100 officers spends the day racking up tickets for traffic violations and other minor offenses that no one gives a fuck about. They mostly prey on the 15-25 age group, indifferent to the fact that most of these young people are children of tax-paying home-owners. In municipal court on Tuesday mornings, you'll probably run into at least ten people you know; and count on paying at least several hundred dollars worth of ser-charges to the state. Fuck this place. Why the hell did my family decide to live here?

Dave, Tom, Jen, and Heather got arrested in Ocean Township cause they got in a car crash with a benny on route 35 and then the cops searched their car and found a bag of weed in the trunk.

by Mr. Ferrari July 27, 2009