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whistling oyster

a pussy that's been peen pounded sooo hard, that its just quivering. and if you listen really closely you can hear the ocean!... no joke, try it some time.
god damn i fucked the shit out of Crissie last night, I gave her, just the meanest whistling oyster!
by John Q. Rape April 18, 2010
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oyster wallet

term used in reference to a vagina, specifically one painted with semen
"Hey sweetheart! thats a juicy oyster wallet you got there."
by D. Albertson February 6, 2008
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Oyster Drop

A variation of the Clam Slam. A female equivalent to the Tea bag.
I cannot believe that girl oyster dropped me after crushing my brain piece with her rifle butt. Shows a lack of respect.
by Party_kill December 29, 2010
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Oyster pop

Breaking wind from the vagina that is very putrid during intercourse and tends to linger for an indefinite amount of time.
"What was that explosion of wind?" Fred said "Sorry I oyster popped" said Julie

"I can't get the smell of oyster pop out of my beard"

"There's still a yellow cloud lingering in my room from all those oyster pops last night"

"Dude why does you're room smell like rank clam and febreze?" "Jessica was over last night and she was oyster popping all over the place"

"I could tell by the look on Jeffrey's face after I oyster popped that he didn't wanna see me anymore"
by Rusalka March 4, 2015
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oyster snorting

When a man's face is mounted by a woman who possesses a large enough clitoris to penetrate a mans nostril vigorously enough to conduct a female orgasm during oral sex.
"Man! My nose bleed has been real bad after all that oyster snorting!"
by Oyster Snorter May 4, 2018
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The Oyster

The act of a man pulling his balls out of the opening in the front of his boxers. This trick is closely related to The Turkey and the frog brain.
While usually done in front of friends as a joke, Larry sometimes performs The Oyster by himself for amusement.
by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011
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vagina oyster

Quarter size (or larger) fleshy pieces that come out of the vagina during mensturation. Resembles the inside meaty portion of an oyster.
Come see this vagina oyster that came out onto my maxi pad.
by Tag1106 December 9, 2017
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