When someone puts their mouth on a girl's butt hole with their nose in the girls vagina and the girl farts in the persons mouth so the air comes out the persons nose into the girls vagina turning her pussy lips into "nose flaps" and making it flutter like a butterfly.
Jon - "Did you get it in with sally last night?"
Bob - "Let's just say nature worked it's way backwards. I gave her a mad German butterfly before I slipped the caterpillar in."
Bob - "Let's just say nature worked it's way backwards. I gave her a mad German butterfly before I slipped the caterpillar in."
by bigoldputtytanggettinpandabear February 27, 2011
by God January 31, 2005
When a person of German heritage makes an egregious and obvious mistake and is unwilling or incapable of offering a sincere apology, but rather tries to mask an apology through carefully chosen words.
Ex 1. German Apology to Wife: " I am sorry if you misunderstood or didnt hear me when I told you that I was going to the Jets game on Sunday"
Ex 2. When an Irish wife falls in a hole walking home from a party after asking the German husband to call for a cab to take them home. German Apology: "I'm sorry that you felt it necessary to drink so much and stay at the party so late that you tripped and stumbled into that hole and hurt your ankle"
Ex 2. When an Irish wife falls in a hole walking home from a party after asking the German husband to call for a cab to take them home. German Apology: "I'm sorry that you felt it necessary to drink so much and stay at the party so late that you tripped and stumbled into that hole and hurt your ankle"
by Budman7 December 28, 2011
A German squeal is a sound performed during a sexual act. In the film Inglourious Basterds, Josef Goebels performs a German squeal while having sex with his interpreter. It is a blood curdling pig like noise.
The goal of a German Squeal is to call one of your friends on the phone while you are doing it.
The goal of a German Squeal is to call one of your friends on the phone while you are doing it.
by David Low January 01, 2010
After anal sex before pulling out, one punches the one receiving anal sex in the kidney causing the spinchter to contract and in the same motion one pulls out which wipes any fecal matter off of the penis.
I was fuckin' Jessica up the poop chute last night and I knew I was pokin' a turd so I gave her a German Snowplow before I pulled out so I wouldn't have an intense clean-up afterwards. I still had a stinky dink though.
by Travis McKenna January 29, 2006
Step one: Invite a bitch and an enemy to your house. Make sure enemy arrives one hour after girl does.
Step two: Feed bitch dinner consisting of excessively spicy Indian, Mexican, Jamaican food and a bag of dried apricots.
Step three: Go to the front door and ass pound that bitch like you're a gorilla on Viagra.
Step four: when enemy arrives open the door and then quickly jump out of the away. Revel in glorious revenge as that diabolically spicy shit rocket explodes in enemies FACE. Enjoy a hearty chuckle as that ass hat loses his dignity, his eye sight, and suffers third degree burns as the molten shit melts his face off!
Step two: Feed bitch dinner consisting of excessively spicy Indian, Mexican, Jamaican food and a bag of dried apricots.
Step three: Go to the front door and ass pound that bitch like you're a gorilla on Viagra.
Step four: when enemy arrives open the door and then quickly jump out of the away. Revel in glorious revenge as that diabolically spicy shit rocket explodes in enemies FACE. Enjoy a hearty chuckle as that ass hat loses his dignity, his eye sight, and suffers third degree burns as the molten shit melts his face off!
guy 1: remember Jeff?
Guy 2: you mean the guy that stole your pack of gum?
Guy 1: Yes. Lets just say certain steps were taken and he no longer enjoys the luxury of having a face
Guy 2: *shocked silence*
Guy 1: Yes thats right. He endured the burning turd torpedo that is the german shrapnel
Guy 2: you mean the guy that stole your pack of gum?
Guy 1: Yes. Lets just say certain steps were taken and he no longer enjoys the luxury of having a face
Guy 2: *shocked silence*
Guy 1: Yes thats right. He endured the burning turd torpedo that is the german shrapnel
by Raging mountain goat March 23, 2010
When you "bust a nut" onto a person's eye while they are asleep, so when they wake up, their eye is blocked from dried semen.
by roflzorz October 30, 2007