Next

Pointless trendy chothes shop targeted at shallow, middle class idiots.

"Ive just got a jumper from Next, it only cosy me £80".

by farge bofflenerp November 1, 2009

C U Next Tuesday

CUNT

C U Next Tuesday buddy!

by KnoeMad January 10, 2011

Next

adj.
1) Weird, out of place, odd, different
2) Confusing, nonsensical
Always said with emphasis, perhaps derived from something along the lines of "This is stupid...next!"

1) "What you goin' out with her for, man? She's NEXT, yo"
2) "Yo, guy, this math problem is NEXT"

by Nadia July 9, 2004

Next to god

The best thing ever,perfect, jesus like , heavenly

"That food was sooooo good, it was next to god"

by Longway_balbosa July 21, 2016

The Next Underground

The greatest counter-strike: Condition Zero server, this server is the most awesome. remember kids, DONT BE GAAY!!!!

Trogdor O' Riley: dude, im gonna go play in TnUG

Trenner: yea buddy, im commin, fluffy giggle snuble rublins!

Iruka: dont be gaaaaay

by Trogdor O' Riley February 25, 2005

im finna clap your cheeks next round bro

A widely used gaming term used in COD used by the losing team when they are upset after a loss.

(End of round)

Red Team: 100
Blue Team: 43

<swagscopes54> (Red Team): gg guys

<CODmaster000534> (Blue Team): even though we lost nice job team
<platinumshots21> (Red Team): sick snipe swagscopes
<BIGGAMERSICK69420> (Blue Team): IM FINNA CLAP YOUR CHEEKS NEXT ROUND BRO

by PolishDom November 4, 2020

Nextel

The Mack Pimp of cell phone providers. Often accused of having huge phones even though that is no longer true.

Homs - I haven't gotten my nextel yet.

Joms - Wow, your life sucks.

by therealjohno November 23, 2004