Sleepy Neil

When you fall asleep on the toilet whilst enjoying some white cheddar popcorn with a dab of ranch.

There was a sleepy Neil in the handicap stall at the concert last night.

by JimmyBonez313 November 2, 2020

Edmund Neil McLaughlan

Just your friendly London Twat, no other words! He is a boy about 13-14 who plays Minecraft with his amazing friends

“Edmund Neil McLaughlan“ you are a twat who lives in London but somehow we all love him

by Borris sicklton February 10, 2021

neil a

when you save up your nut for a long time and then you shoot it so high it nearly breaks through the ceiling and lands on the moon (like Neil Armstrong).

shit bro i haven't nutted in a while. had a neil a last night. shit went stupid fuckin high dawg.

by lilshrimpgang69 November 19, 2019

Neil

Likes Lhaki Sherpa

Neil is a god a fucking savage

by anonymous March 11, 2024

Neil

Beta male

Neil is a beta male (simp)

by SAMGDchad December 4, 2021

Neil

The smartest and sweetest guy you will ever meet. Very sociable and loves making new friends. He Is friends with everyone. Is very keen at reading the room. Usually follows the rules but isn't afraid to break them. Let this not fool you as in the inside he secretly plans to rule the world.

"Hey, Dave, did you invite Neil? He's so chill. "
Dave: "All Hail The Coming Of The Destroyer."

"Wtf Dave?"

by Postingcronmain November 24, 2021

Neil and Jessica

They are the dream couple, a couple meant to be. Two different energies always create a beautiful bond, one that everyone looks up to. People say a lot of rubbish, but against all odds, they manage to be the best couple ever

Neil and Jessica are the perfect couple

by Someone Someone Knows April 27, 2023