art museum legs

the necessity of sitting down or doing something else the minute you walk into an art museum no matter how much energy you previously had.

Gah, it's like I have art museum legs, I'm already exhausted and we just got here!

by avashirin May 13, 2011

morning musume

Proof that a large segment of the population of Japan needs to turn off their televisions and take a long walk out of doors while thinking carefully about the heritage they will be bestowing upon future generations. The girls/media darlings/masturbatory fantasies who comprise the group are not expected to "sing" or "dance" in the ordinary senses of the words; rather, their relentless appearances on television and radio is meant to deaden the souls of those few individuals who still have one. In the larger scheme of things, Morning Musume helps make a handful of rich people richer while perpetuating, if not exacerbating, the nation's endemic molestation of young girls on crowded trains.

1 - (at the supermarket)

"Morning Musume on the radio AGAIN! I just want to buy some fermented soybeans and pickled ginger shreds in peace! My god , I have to get out of this country!"

2 -

Taro: "Have you seen the cover of the latest Mo-Musu single? The cross-eyed one is so cute and do-able!"

Masahiro: "You really are a depraved fucker, aren't you Taro-kun? Tell you what - the next time you reveal your sickness to me I am going to beat you into a coma with a copy of 'Lolita', wakarimashita ka?"

by Capa Boobarang December 26, 2008

mesembrian

pertaining to noon or noon-time.

I can no longer bear the mesembrian heat.

by uttam maharjan June 28, 2010

Museum Flopper

The Act of wrapping the penis in bacon and having one or more male prostitues/Man whores eat or lick it off, this act can be preformed by a minimul of 2, this act is closly related to the Le Flopper De museum where the adition of french pop music from the 60s is applied

Wow man don just got 3 guys to give him a "Museum Flopper"

Man thats wach

by BOBFAN2486 June 30, 2011

Museum of Design Atlanta

Also known MODA is the only museum in the southeastern U.S. devoted exclusively to design. Most popular exhibits include "Graphic Noise" featuring contemporary concert poster art from around the world and "Japanese Design 100" highlighting 100 of the best Japanese product designs of the new millenium.

Museum of Design Atlanta located in downtown Atlanta is free and open to the public Tues - Sat 11-5pm.

by MODAGrrl September 25, 2005

Mugemflaw

Sexual intercourse between two or more people.

Jennifer and Will had mugemflaw while Bobby watched in the corner of the room.

by Erik_R October 2, 2005

A night at the Museum

A sexual act involving a person with a bus pass. Fucking a Cougar or a Panther.

"It's Grab-a-granny Friday at all branches of Wetherspoons. Come on down and enjoy a night at the museum!"

A:"Where's Bobby tonight?"

B:"He's having a night at the museum with that 60 year old he pulled last week."

by Gasse September 8, 2009