ass monger

A derogitory term, an insult.

"You are an ass monger."

by Bond007/JerseyboyJI August 3, 2003

monger

1. One who enjoys hoarding things or accumulating stuff. 2. One who becomes obsessive about an act, concept, or idea.

Jay Leno is a car monger.
The king was a war monger.
She is a such a sex monger.

by boss-daddy from Louisville, KY July 18, 2003

felch monger

someone who takes a straw and inserts it into spmeone's ass and sucks farts out, then turning around and hoarding them.

David, get outta my ass, you felch monger!

by phoenix1984 September 27, 2005

fish monger

A midevil time pimp. The original word fishmonger means somebody who sells fish. Also known as pimps. Also, the origin for a group called F.M.A. or fish mongers anonymous.

(1) Those fish monger's from fma be gettin it done with the ladies. (2) If a lady needs protection tell her to hit up the closest fish monger. (3) Damn dog, i've been on my feet all day with the crusades, then have to go home and hear my girl nag. I think i'm gonna talk to a fish monger and have him get a girl to please my ass.

by Kiefer W aka K-fo April 2, 2007

pecker monger

one who sells peckers for a profit

John is a pecker monger

by Alexius November 6, 2003

monter

Means Monster, but Sparks can't spell for shit

"lockness monter from"

by Matt April 3, 2005

MONERGY

Monergy = Money + Energy

A MAN has gotta have some MONERGY to go shopping at the mall WITH a WOMAN...

A Monergy man is what we take home to meet our parents...

Don't even look my way if you ain't a Monergy Man!

by KaZZZa1 October 18, 2008