Shard mites

The bugs under your skin from a constant use of methamphetamine or shards in slang this month furniture store it runs off of Wi-Fi or you can you can run it without a memory card you smoking Ben activated motion activated no

Your arms and face are eating up by Shard mites from picking at them

by Hater proof November 6, 2020

K'mite

A portmanteau coined by Kingdom Memes to describe a particular set of people that are super cool and fun loving. They have a good sense of humor with real supernatural abilities.

Hey! Look at that K'mite he legit healed that mad man!!

The K'mite made us laugh and immediately laid hands on grandma, her cancer is gone now!

by Sarah Vance November 13, 2020

Vaggie mite sandwich

Another word play this time on the australian veggie mite sandwich. The "spread"in this case would be a woman's quin. Hence a roundabout way of saying eating pussy.

My girlfriend and I made a. Vaggie mite sandwich using her own natural sauces!

by 4realazitgits April 9, 2021

Bear mitzvah

An imagined coming of age tradition where a child must kill a bear on their thirteenth birthday in order to become an adult. Coined by the boys on The After Disaster episode #650: The Perils of Inadequate Vulcanization.

The bear Tyler killed for his Bear Mitzvah was the largest bear I’d ever seen. He’s gonna be a real man.

by BTiphoon June 23, 2022

double mitzvah

sex on Shabbat

Babe, nobody's home and it's a Friday night, wanna do a double mitzvah?

by who_even_is_jesus July 3, 2022

Bed Mitzvah

A college bed party so elaborate that it feels like a Bat Mitzvah in scope and expense.

Right after Madison got accepted into Indiana University, her parents began party planning for her Bed Mitzvah. Not only was her bed covered with so much college merch it reached to the ceiling, but there wasn't space in her room for all the friends who came over to celebrate.

by Zombie in the Machine September 6, 2022

The mileven treatment

When a canon ship gets in the way of a fanon ship with an intense fanbase, and is overhated because of it. Bonus points if the fandom of the fanon ship directs most of their hate towards a girl in the canon ship.

Stan 1: “I like this cute canon ship, but its so hard to enjoy when there’s always antis in my ear saying it’s toxic”
Stan 2: “that’s so annoying. Why are there antis?
Stan 1: “Because they ship a character from my ship with another character”
Stan 2: “your ship is totally getting the mileven treatment!”

by lovehändel November 14, 2023