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Bear mitzvah 

An imagined coming of age tradition where a child must kill a bear on their thirteenth birthday in order to become an adult. Coined by the boys on The After Disaster episode #650: The Perils of Inadequate Vulcanization.
The bear Tyler killed for his Bear Mitzvah was the largest bear I’d ever seen. He’s gonna be a real man.
Bear mitzvah by BTiphoon June 23, 2022
Fear of missing ass. FOMO but for getting laid.

Coined by the After Disaster guys on episode #627: Getting Buzzed at Gelson’s.
Mike wanted to stay in for the night, but he had major FOMA.
FOMA by BTiphoon January 14, 2022