Pubic Mustache

When ones pubic hair resembles the form and color of a typical mustache.

In broader terms any kind of pubic hair.

1. "Her pubic mustache was so hot I nearly came right there!"

2. "Have you seen my new pubic stache? If I had a monocle and a cylinder hat my penis would look like a gentleman!"

by INFENT March 21, 2011

Queso mustache

When a male ejaculates onto their partner's face (generally after oral sex) and the semen lands largely on the upper lip. The ejaculatee then puts on a sombrero and yells "Dios mio!" and restrains their partner until the semen dries, creating a queso mustache.

Last night, my wife ended up with a textbook queso mustache after a blowjob.

by atleastjake December 20, 2015

Pole scrubbing mustache

A mustache most commonly found on leather boys,i.e. Tom of Finnland. Must be large bushy and over the lip so that it scrubs the partners pole.

I dont know if Wilford Brimley is gay or not, I'm just saying he's got a pole scrubbing mustache.

by Brett Bennetts January 31, 2009

Caught in Rallan's Mustache

To have to listen to someone ramble on and on, absolutely dominating the conversation, and leaving you with no room to participate in or exit the conversation.

Boss: Why are you late?!

Employee: Sorry, I was on my way but I got caught in Rallan's Mustache.

by Yellowstains April 3, 2009

Putting the mustache on the unicorn

When you send a phrase to urban dictionary from three different accounts to get it published

My definition wasn't good enough so I'm putting the mustache on the unicorn

by WillyDickCox April 11, 2015

Chicago Mustache

A Chicago Mustache is similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except the person giving the Chicago Mustache eats nothing but laxatives and corn the day before and proceeds to spray loose, chunky shit all over the face and upper torso of the person receiving it. Similar to a Manitoba Milkbag.

"Ryan was sleeping one night and I gave him a Chicago Mustache. There was corn everywhere."

"Bitch got mouthy, so she got a Chicago Mustache."

by 563er April 3, 2009

Mustachio Gentlemen

a middle aged man (usually an Italian man) that has a large mustache, slicked back hair, burlesquing chest hair, and usually wearing a gold chain and/or sunglasses. A mustachio loves old rock and roll, once wanted to own a trans am like a bad ass and has always wanted to go to a The Who concert.

the mustachio gentlemen has jet black slicked hair and is singing teenage wasteland

by Mikey Cheeks June 19, 2006