MILF

Masturbating Indoors Limits Freedom.

Man don't be a MILF masturbate on your cattle outside!

by Johnny_Cake December 17, 2010

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milf is used as the term: man i love fajitas!

MILF!

by fuckthemfajitas September 28, 2010

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Mother, I Like Furbies

I told my other I am a milf, so she bought me a furby

by RamenNoodlington December 22, 2020

MILF

This word stands for Mega Incredible Lovely Female

Son: Mom is such a MILF
Friend: NO MY MOM IS THE BIGGEST MILF EVER

by Mia Khalifa and the BBC October 19, 2020

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a hot ass mom

"Stacy is a milf because she rides chances big ass dick"

by ya_boy_skinny_penis May 9, 2019

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Maidens I'd Love to Finance

Person1: She's definitely a milf
Person2: My sister is not a mom
Person1: Yea, I said she was a milf

by Z__ September 3, 2019

MILF

Acronym, meaning 'Monotreme I'd Like To Fuck'. Refers to the popularity among the people of Australia and Papua New Guinea for these egg-laying mammals, particularly the echidna, a land creature covered from head to arse in spikes. Despite this potential obstacle, the echidna is prized for its attractive waddle, moist, winking chuff and easy, bohemian lifestyle.

Look! Over there! See that platypus scamping about in the stream, with its low metabolic rate and come-hither flippers? Now that's a monotreme I'd like to fuck, or if you will, a MILF, yes sir.

by Smallgoodfellas October 22, 2013