milf

monkeys initiate lovely freepingfreeper

Oh man, milfing monkeys need to get shot

by satanlikessquirrels March 08, 2005

MILF

Masturbating Indoors Limits Freedom.

Man don't be a MILF masturbate on your cattle outside!

by Johnny_Cake December 16, 2010

milf

milf is used as the term: man i love fajitas!

MILF!

by fuckthemfajitas September 27, 2010

MILF

A motorcyclist (male or female) that you would definitely like to fuck

M.I.L.F - Motorcyclist I’d like (to) Fuck

Did you know that Gal Gadot rides motorcycles? She’s definitely a MILF.

by 7inchthrottle October 25, 2023

MILF

Meeting in lobby flying

Hey, wanna MILF?
Sure, I love being a hippie bird!

by lol_nice_xd January 18, 2022

MILF

Acronym, meaning 'Monotreme I'd Like To Fuck'. Refers to the popularity among the people of Australia and Papua New Guinea for these egg-laying mammals, particularly the echidna, a land creature covered from head to arse in spikes. Despite this potential obstacle, the echidna is prized for its attractive waddle, moist, winking chuff and easy, bohemian lifestyle.

Look! Over there! See that platypus scamping about in the stream, with its low metabolic rate and come-hither flippers? Now that's a monotreme I'd like to fuck, or if you will, a MILF, yes sir.

by Smallgoodfellas October 23, 2013

milf

a hot ass mom

"Stacy is a milf because she rides chances big ass dick"

by ya_boy_skinny_penis May 09, 2019