1. A message board offered through Lab Productions, that is overpopulated with self-important, pseudo-intellectuals; who, when not busy sniffing their own farts spend their time insulting members of another message board (see: Pro-Rock message board) that was once shut down because of their actions.
by Wise_Guise May 15, 2006
When you're wiping, and the toilet paper unfortunately rips, causing you to stick your bare finger into the chocolate factory.
by YaBoiNW February 06, 2023
ALSO known as CCMS
The process that cheerleaders engage in so that they can place derogortory words that only the students of that school knows or have developed. Hidden meanings inserted to cheerleaders routine by use of code words that denote bad sportmanship or sexual undertones in public, whereas teachers or coaches are obvious to true meaning.. CCMS are always changing due to overuse or officals catching on. CCMS can be used by anyone. Its universal
The process that cheerleaders engage in so that they can place derogortory words that only the students of that school knows or have developed. Hidden meanings inserted to cheerleaders routine by use of code words that denote bad sportmanship or sexual undertones in public, whereas teachers or coaches are obvious to true meaning.. CCMS are always changing due to overuse or officals catching on. CCMS can be used by anyone. Its universal
HEY, did you hear what the cheerleaders was saying?
Yeah.. it sounded like some cryptic cheerleading message?
Let see they yell at the other team U S A.
And they said FOAD and SOAD!!
Yeah.. it sounded like some cryptic cheerleading message?
Let see they yell at the other team U S A.
And they said FOAD and SOAD!!
by chicago andy January 24, 2007
The act of strangling the shit out of someone for being a douche bag, owing you money or fucking your best friend. AKA: The Mayweather Rent Collector.
Man, that bitch at the club thew a drink in my face so I had to give her the old philly neck message to calm her ass down.
by Mclive29 March 04, 2011
A text message hand job is when you are getting the "run around" from friends or family thru text messages. When you call no one answers or the reception is said to be very bad or they are in a dead zone.
Tom: hey billy,I tried texting todd and sue to see what they are doing tonite, but they text back they aren't sure, todds gonna check with sue, and then sue told me she's gotta check with todd. typical saturday night text message hand job !
billy: fuck them man! lets get some bank and hit the strip club, nothing but real handjobs going on there !
Tom: Hells Yeah ! !
billy: fuck them man! lets get some bank and hit the strip club, nothing but real handjobs going on there !
Tom: Hells Yeah ! !
by Jack de wack February 03, 2009
A mythical tool used to decipher message board posts made by a person who is speaking to one individual person about something only the two of them understand....both of whom, ironically, are usually tools themselves. The goal of the tools is to hope people wonder what they are talking about. The tools can only be thwarted by a decoder ring tool.
Oh bless my stars, another incoherent post by the ancient one....I MUST know what it means! Now....where did I leave that message board decoder ring....
by L0VE (the 0 is a zero) January 31, 2011
by Advil April 03, 2004