Meghan Derangement Syndrome (MeDS)

A term used to refer to the obsessive behavior of British, Some Australian and American media/ citizens towards the Duchess of Sussex (Meghan Markle) characterized by frothing almost comical vitriol and simultaneous thirst for any piece of information about her or her nuclear family. For the British it’s a more advanced case sometimes characterized by visible steam from oral and nasal orifices at any mention of her name.

Piers Morgan has a severe case of Meghan Derangement Syndrome (MeDS)

by Libmansachs February 17, 2021

Merhan

Merhan is and amazing and kind girl, she is a little stubborn, but she is a good person. She would roast tf out of you if she's mad, she is smart, cool, talented, and extremely funny
She loves spicy food

she's a little sensitive

she is very independent and doesn't depend on anyone to do something for her

"Hey man look at this girl"
"Yeah she looks so cool she must be a Merhan"

by Yousuck207 May 11, 2021

Meaghan

Meaghan is a nice person, but she can be mean sometimes.
Don’t mess with her or the things she likes, cause it pisses her off.. and she packs a pretty mean punch.

person A: it looks like somebody knocked you out! what happened?
person B: Meaghan happened
person A: you must’ve deserved it then!

by sourgummies July 18, 2021

Sausage Merchant

Slang/derogatory term for a male prostitute.

Tyrone got busted working the streets as a sausage merchant.

by Jesse502 May 8, 2008

Bum merchant

A purveyor of the bum; one who rents out male prostitutes.

Q: Remind me, what does Andy do these days?
A: Oh, he's a right bum merchant. His boys are all over the place.

by Quaddus March 31, 2009

Nasty Morghan

When a piggy bank gets fucked ( typically by transgender woman with penis) and the semen is drained into a cup and drunk by a elderly person by accident (typically above 84)

I don’t know if I can go to your party I have to feed my Nasty Morghan to my grandma

by Birdman Bamon July 21, 2020

Floaticorn Bottle Merchant

Someone that bottles a substantial lead in a video game.

OMG we were 5-0 up in this rocket league game. It’s now 6-5 in overtime. We’re such Floaticorn Bottle Merchants.

by Floaticorn November 13, 2021