mercenary

any woman who picks her boyfriends based on how much money they have, or make; in other words a money grubbing slut.

Dude 1: Heard you asked Trina out last week.

Dude2: Yeah, asked me if I owned my own home. I said "No", she said "wrong answer", and that I was "too poor".

Dude1: Whoa! That's harsh.

Dude2: Yeah, that bitch is a total mercenary. Thinks her pussy's made of gold.

by Bulldog6 September 14, 2009

meckling

A mixture of dried cum and underwear lint that sticks to the tip of the penis and causes multiple urine streams. Also can be used to describe an annoying or foolish person.

"Sorry about the mess in your bathroom, I had a meckling on the end of my mushroom tip."

"I can't believe that meckling played dubstep on the jukebox!"

by dumpdweller July 22, 2012

MercadoMagico.com

A completely reliable web site where you can buy virtually anything. I prefer it over ebay because you don't need paypal and you don't have to go through the bidding process. Anyone that complains about long shipping is stupid, delivery estimates are clearly spelled out when you confirm your order, and you can do what I did and get free 2 day shipping for signing up for some trial.

Retard I just got my stuff in mail. From MercadoMagico.com

by Love is in the air August 5, 2017

mercede

A shiny expensive kind of Benz

DAMN!! That chick is driving a Mercedes!!

by Joria Cactus September 30, 2008

Mercan

A rare species of homosapian - which legend says - originated from the arabian peninsula.

Displays agressive behaviour towards non arabs.

Is famously known to indulge in food more frequently than usual.

UMIS president (past, present and future).

Fails at pronouncing the word 'google'.
Known for her ruthless pranks, and abrupt comments.

Has an unusal obsession with purple items.

Q: Who is to blame?
A: Who else but Mercan!

Q: Who did this?
A: Obviously Mercan!

Q: So who's the president?
A: Dude, can it be anyone else but Mercan?

by Iggy Shepard May 2, 2013

mercedes

In Germany (exspecially in bavaria) a lot of people own a mercedes.

Cars from Mercedes are even used as police cars, trucks or school buses!

by Deutschland July 28, 2008

mercedes child

a rich stuck up kid, stuck in their mothers perception of the world and the most familiar way of travelling to school in the morning is staring at the inside of thier leather-lined mercedes-benz.

Look, there goes a mercedes child.

by moll September 10, 2005