Melonhead

A compliment, as the person is regarded as a melon. Melons are better than people, so if you are called a melonhead it is a great honour.

"Yo Deardrie, Suzan just made a dank meme about Pascal. What a melonhead!"

by Suzan Sambell February 23, 2017

melon penis

When your girl is sucking so hard on your nob that it becomes swollen... YOU HAVE A MELON PENIS

Ah dude brah, my gurl gave me total melon penis last night it was radical.

by bigballs22 October 24, 2017

Melon_Cosplays

A fucking stinky bitch who stole my kidney

Melon_cosplays is a aphmau apologist

(She’s not)

by Buggy wuggy July 8, 2021

Meison

I very strong man with very big pp

His pp is so big his name must be meison

by anonymous November 21, 2021

melonseeds

Amazing tiktok artist who has an insanely unique art style, does commissions but gets held back by tiktoks algorithm.

“Melonseeds has their commissions open! Wish tiktok appreciated great artists more”

by CeceBun January 13, 2022

Melon Jack

When a lonely white man fucks a watermelon in place of a partner.

Get away from my cantaloupe you god damn melon jacker.

by Tiamane September 11, 2022

squirting melon

The act of a lactating large breast with a sweet yet bitter taste when squeezed will project a min. 4 feet.

Honey please keep your squirting melon away from my coffee!

by fruit salad May 13, 2005