Melon Swing

If a guy wears a Banana Hammock as a swim suit then a Melon Swing is what the girls wear for the top part of their bikini suit.

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by The Banana Hammock Pool Man October 5, 2010

Melon Pumper

Person who cuts a hole in a melon and then has sex with it.

"See you, you're a melon pumper!"

by melonpumper October 7, 2012

melonnaise

The act where someone caresses the back of your neck.

I was dancing and I got melonnaised and it felt so good!

A little melonnaise can go along way!

All I need is some melonnaise and my night will be perfect.

by 361 September 24, 2013

melon dick

when your mans dick comes home smelling like another girls perfume

"man did you know joe got caught cheating?"
"what how??"
"he came home with some mad melon dick"

by thegirlsinenglishclass July 26, 2016

melonjob

The act of carving a melon into the shape of a 4' long erect penis and inserting it anally into your co-workers and or friends during a sleepover at your grandmothers house.

Get over here daddy and give me a melonjob

by MelonOfSherb January 23, 2017

Melonhead

A compliment, as the person is regarded as a melon. Melons are better than people, so if you are called a melonhead it is a great honour.

"Yo Deardrie, Suzan just made a dank meme about Pascal. What a melonhead!"

by Suzan Sambell February 23, 2017

Meldown

When Mel has an emotional outbursts and has a breakdown over nothing.

"Mel is haveing a Meldown"

by Meldown August 9, 2017