Machai

A black man that looks simalar to kevin heart

person 1:YO! is that kevin heart!?
Person 2: na thats just machai

by darkinferno May 15, 2016

Christina McChan

Good Looking and Hilarious

Don't look Christina McChan directly in the eyes, she's too good looking.

by stophammertime October 14, 2011

magazine mechanic

A magazine mechanic is an expert with JustAnswer.com, Pearl.com or anyone who pontificates officiously and inaccurately with a superficial veneer of knowledge, exposing itself when not quoting ver batim from a Google search.
BillyJr.

httpwww.justanswer.com/hvac/6cvkl-reset-heat-code-ruud-90-plus-furnace.html

BillyJr is such a magazine mechanic he spends an hour telling a customer to locate then bypass each limit,all 3
to see if power is coming back to board , why not jumper the hi limit terminals right next to each other on the circuit board?
he tells them to stick a pin through 2 wires to bypass a circuit, it is asinine!
Another example of a magazine mechanic

by Carlos Spiceyhiney November 24, 2013

mechasexy

mechasexy says:
mechasexy describes something so great that it must be a robot or robot-related

mr: There must be beef and sheep and tomatoes on ve moon.
lame boy: ve moon lune?
mr: yeah that would be awesome
lame boy: that would be mechasexy

Yeah thanks for that, N.

by royalgodendmachbreak May 20, 2007

quantum mechanics

A concept in physics concerning the counter-intuitive motion and mechanics of subatomic particles. Despite not applying to anything larger than an electron, quantum mechanics is often lamely invoked by pseudoscientists to justify whatever ridiculous phenomenon they are proposing.

"Psychic abilities are made possible by quantum mechanics"

by Zamzara October 24, 2007

Machan

(Machan or Machii) Originally comes from the Tamil formal use of the word to address a groom marrying into the family by primarily the bride's brothers/sisters but is also used by the bride herself. Informally used for addressing a close friend as either machii (மச்சி) or machan (மச்சன்) it insinuates that your friend is so close to you as to the fact that he is family. It is akin to the use of "mate" in english informally.

Adressing a friend-
English: How is it going machan? or How are you machii?
Tamil: epdi machan poguthu? or Epdi Machii iruka?

by Rubeeno80 July 19, 2021

Colin Macharie

The funniest guy in stand up comedy, and a regular on Whose Line is it Anyway? and is often made fun of for being a bald Canadian.

As Colin once said, "I'll be your lightning rod of hate"

by linds March 31, 2004