Whore Mail: A message, usually sent via text messages, that one receives from a "side girl" or "boy toy”. These messages usually include sexual language, nude photos and self made porn video clips.
Taylor: Hey Jamie, I heard you and Jordan broke up.
Jamie: Yeah, I found tons of whore mail on Jordan’s phone last weekend. I came across twenty nude photos and a ton of “sex messages”
Jamie: Yeah, I found tons of whore mail on Jordan’s phone last weekend. I came across twenty nude photos and a ton of “sex messages”
by Jamie Taylor Jordan July 12, 2010
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Get the Voice Mail mug.little russian female whores with bug eyes that use males for their money and dont really love them.
they are only in the relationship for security, gifts, and sex.
sometimes the russian even wishes the male that "purchased" her is someone else and tries to change him into who she wants him to be.
they are only in the relationship for security, gifts, and sex.
sometimes the russian even wishes the male that "purchased" her is someone else and tries to change him into who she wants him to be.
Dude! I found this hot russian mail order bride looking girl, shes so hot! She even picks out my clothes for me and makes me buy her things. She must love me!
by Trampy Tina October 25, 2006
Get the russian mail order bride mug.A phrase used to express an understanding of the main points of an argument. Synonymous with phrases like "I get it", "gotcha" or " I know what you're saying".
by ilam nebrann August 29, 2010
Get the I'm reading your mail mug.when you call someone and have a conversation with what you think is them, but is actually their voicemail.
by skm7227 April 18, 2010
Get the Voice mail fail mug.When one sticks their junk in the mail slot of someones door until someone sees it. Usually a sick prank
Person 1: Hey you know that barber shop down the street that Person 3 owns?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: I totally junk mailed it while all his customers were in there.
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: I totally junk mailed it while all his customers were in there.
by TuriGuiliano April 25, 2011
Get the junk mail mug.noun - Describes any annoying e-mail that includes a "confirmation link" which most online companies or organizations will send to you if you wish to subscribe for their membership services. It will usually cause a new internet browser window to open after clicking the link included in the e-mail. In extreme (but humorous) cases, this could cause slow system response if the computer has too many applications running, or if the person has searched for excessive amounts of porn with their computer.
Person: Yay I subscribed for ultimate porn
Oh I have a confirmation e-mail. How annoying.
*clicks link*
OH NOES! IT OPENED A NEW WINDOW! D:
*Computer crashes* (Due to excess porn or outdated hardware)
T_T I hate it when a new window opens unexpectedly
Oh I have a confirmation e-mail. How annoying.
*clicks link*
OH NOES! IT OPENED A NEW WINDOW! D:
*Computer crashes* (Due to excess porn or outdated hardware)
T_T I hate it when a new window opens unexpectedly
by IleikyouTeeHee October 29, 2009
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