Maddoff Scale

A measure for ranking how badass a Ponzi scheme is when uncovered based on its size and duration relative to the Bernard Maddoff Ponzi Scheme.

In addition to his dismay over being arrested Brent was disappointed to learn his Ponzi scheme only ranked a 0.2 on the Maddoff Scale at his trial.

by Papa Jizzly January 30, 2009

madonna claw

an old withered hand

That old tranny bitch grabbed me with her madonna claws.

by notrub225 January 23, 2010

Madden Mobile Gods

A group of angry bearded women who created a powder-blue-eyed Ellen Degeneres lookalike manchild sociopath. This sociopath went on to find YouTube fame, and as of November 2017 has more than 500,000 subscribers. The Madden Mobile Gods reside in the bedroom closet of an undisclosed location in Michigan, USA.

The Ellen Degeneres lookalike spends 6 hours a night worshipping the Madden Mobile Gods in his closet.
Bella once caught the Madden Mobile Gods’ worshipper in deep worship, and she has not been spotted near the undisclosed location since.
Can I join the Madden Mobile Gods worship rituals?

by Bill Belichick’s smile November 25, 2017

Madonna Bocchinara

Madonna bocchinara is an expression used when a person reach the maximum level of anger.The sentence is related to Jesus' Mother,the Virgin Mary,defined as a bocchinara.

- in the middle of traffic : "Aoh je la fai porca la Madonna Bocchinara"
-when you hurt your foot next to a furniture: "Orca la Madonna Bocchinara"

by Therealfuf March 13, 2018

The Madden Challenge

Splitting a 30pk while playing 15min quarters. Before time expires all of the beer MUST be gone. It's really not about winning or losing, just the respect you get for finishing the challenge.

"Why are you so drunk and covered in salsa?" I just did the madden challenge bruh"

A dirty rack and Madden 12' means only one thing THE MADDEN CHALLENGE!!!!!!!

by effinspubandgrill September 23, 2011

Maddox

Maddox is a rude and disrespectful guy, you don’t want to become friends with because if you do he will find a way to crush you!! Maddox is alway the worst boyfriend you could ever ask for, and last but not least he is not smart, although he is good looking.

Dang! Maddox is fine, but he is an ass.

by Deanna Pate August 15, 2019

maddox.xmission.com

Awesome website owned by an equally awesome man. To summarize, he basically doesn't spew out bullshit every five seconds like 99% of America's population, and comes up with the most obvious solutions to today's problems. In my earnest opinion, if this guy had the learnings to be a politician, he'd probably make one of the best President's. His views are straightforward and just damn good.

I need not quote him, check out the site for yourself. Also, keep in mind that there is no WWW in front of it, just http://

by James Bond! September 8, 2004