junk mail

1. unwanted or annoying mail

2. uninvited email messages containing advertisments for unnecessary goods or services

I am sick of getting this junk mail.

by Light Joker March 12, 2006

mail

email with incredible lag

GOD, this mail is taking forever

by adam henaghan August 19, 2008

Mail Stalking

When someone harrasses you through the mail.

Girl 1: This college won't leave me alone! They send letters everyday to try to get me to come to their college!

Girl 2: So their mail stalking you, huh?

by Akina-Sama June 17, 2008

daily mail

Unfeasible trash, aimed at the Upper-Middle class market. Known to sport headlines such as "Middle classes to be taxed by Labour!" "Tories to save universe!" "Holyrood SCANDAL!"

"Ban this sick filth!"

by Dayv March 3, 2004

right as the mail

to be right, without any uncertainty. taken from the idea that the mail is always prompt and on time.

Billy: Are you sure about that?

John: I'm right as the mail.

by Twan Diggity June 27, 2006

mail

Something that is sent to your house daily by the mailman. Mail does not come on Sundays. See envelope and onvelope.

I need to go get the mail.

by David March 8, 2004

Fail Mail

A group email from your lecturer/boss/other alerting you and others on the mailing list of your failure.

"Yo, I saw your name on the Fail Mail dude....see you in summer school"

by Lpaq the don November 17, 2009