by Fishtits February 16, 2017
A beautiful, talented singer/songwriter/actress/dancer/horseback rider/juggler/swimmer/rodeo star/performer with a cute Tennessee accent and a great style. She lives a double life of being a regular (but hella smart) school girl by day, and a pop sensation by night. Most of her friends at school know her secret, but if the whole school were to find out, she would never get a break! This pop star has made a great impact on the music industry and nothing would be the same without her. PRAISE YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR HANNAH MONTANA
by nothannahmontana February 01, 2014
the act of riding a female doggy-style while whipping pelvis in a circular motion much like a lasso in an attempt to catch the vagina with testicles. If one or both balls penetrate or are engulfed by the vagina a montana lasso has been performed.
Bob: While hitting it doggy-style I started dipping my hip in a circular movement so my balls would swing up and I could montana lasso Alexis.
Chris: Did you montana lasso her?
Bob:...almost
Chris: Did you montana lasso her?
Bob:...almost
by Billingsley Kipling Cooper II June 07, 2010
by joben27238904327403743470324 October 15, 2010
A person who looks like the majority of women from Montana. This stems from the fact that the instant you cross over the border into montana, the attractiveness of the female population instantly decreases. Therefore, someone who is a ten in Montana is a five in other states. Or a three. Probably a one.
Broseph: "Hey, dude, did you go out with that chick you met on eHarmony?"
Brohommed: "Yeah, but her profile pic was fake, she was a total Montana Ten."
Broseph: "Lol! Are you going to see her again?"
Brohommed: "F**k that, I'm not going to even talk to her"
Brohommed: "Yeah, but her profile pic was fake, she was a total Montana Ten."
Broseph: "Lol! Are you going to see her again?"
Brohommed: "F**k that, I'm not going to even talk to her"
by Crims0nSamurai August 06, 2011
A large mirror attached to the side of a computer monitor. In states other than Montana, the mirror is used to know when someone is entering your cubicle or office. In these cases it would just be known as a mirror.
In Montana, the mirror is used for anal intrusion detection, because when you are in Montana you are always watching your back.
In Montana, the mirror is used for anal intrusion detection, because when you are in Montana you are always watching your back.
"My Montana Mirror saved my ass again last night on 2nd shift. I looked up and saw the janitor whipping it out behind me just in time. "
"Damn man, get outa my Montana Mirror you fag! I'm not a sheep. Get that Montana Stick outa my cubicle! I'm calling security."
"Damn man, get outa my Montana Mirror you fag! I'm not a sheep. Get that Montana Stick outa my cubicle! I'm calling security."
by Dag Mango May 05, 2013
by thunderokoboi May 10, 2012