meteorock

A lunatic powerhouse with lots of courage and attitude

Also a shining personality

Wasn't that just a meteorock on a cardiac?

by Meteorocks November 22, 2021

Mateo

Mateo is a cool, fun person to hangout with and he is very handsome and has nice hair! Mateo loves music and loves to be with his family. Mateo is a king.

Mateo gets all the bitches in school and is a very fun guy to be with

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Mateo

Mateo is a perfect human being. He is shy, so he does not like to be overwhelmed by people but he definitely has a bunch of friends who loves him and are always there for him.

Everyone that gets to know him is more than lucky.

Mateo will give you the best time of your life.

by mjbb November 23, 2021

Mateo Pereyra

the most amazing guy i’ve ever met. he’s the prettiest boy ever and also a very hood guitarist. he’s funny and fun to talk to, even though at first he’s distant and can be quite dense at times. he listens to music all day and enjoys listening to metal (mostly heavy and thrash metal). his favorite band is slipknot but he enjoys megadeth, anthrax, slayer and other bands too. he also always wears a cap to school every day.

this was written by sebastian :D

look! Mateo Pereyra is playing the guitar, let’s ask him if he can play tornado of souls by megadeth for us

by sebastian_loves_mateo November 23, 2021

mateo tabchy

Mateo is so hot, all the girls find him attractive his dick is huge and he gets all the bitches.

Mateo Tabchy please fuck me

by Xxx——xxX 362 November 24, 2021

Mateo Rojo

THE BEST FUCKING RAPPER/SINGER IN THE HOLE WORLD, loves travis Scott, has “Look mom I can fly”, and also plays 2k and warzone.

Mateo Rojo is better than Drake.
Travis Scott wants to be like Mateo Rojo.

by evemontoya69 November 25, 2021

Mateo

The clogs that form in drains in college dorms from excessive shower masturbation by the residents.

The janitor left a passive aggressive note on the wall asking people not to yank it in the showers because he was tired of cleaning up the Mateo every week.

by 135218930 November 29, 2021