Mariel Jones

A Female. Usually very sexy. Often times men will describe her as the most sexable girl, but the hardest to get in bed. When a male dreams of girl with large brests covered in chocolate milk they are said to be dreaming of a mariel jones. The ultimate hot girl with all the fetishes of a hot guy.

Dude that girl is such a mariel jones look how hot she is.

by Tom Bellan February 25, 2009

Marcellus

Marcellus is the bestest friend.He is y’all and funny and fucking dope.He loves weed

Yo Marcellus you got the weed?

by Lil_Savvy April 20, 2019

Marcel

To use a disabled space when not disabled.

Did you see that bloke pull a Marcel?

by DJrumination February 28, 2008

Marcel

Verb. To steal emails from a large distribution list and use them to annoy other people.

As used in a sentence

I marceled that girls email thinking she wanted to be forwarded all my lame jokes.

I am going to marcel your email address to let you know when cokes are on sale at the grocery store, 2 six packs for $5.

by Freddie Mac March 18, 2008

marcel

Marcel is a hot guy from Germany who kinda plays with feelings. He can be very nice and gentle but also a really mean guy. I used to like him but now he doesn’t pay any attention to me so fuck him.

‘Marcel just texted me, I’m so happy.’

by abbythehotty January 25, 2022

dirty marcella

When a female breaks up with you and fucks your best friend afterwards.

My ex pulled a dirty Marcella last night.

by Larrytheegg April 14, 2020

martello

a chronic masturbator in the Siberian Tundra

"Look there's a Martello, off in the distance."

"Ewwwwww"

by poopsicle buthole December 18, 2013