logging

When Russian ladies feel lonely, they do a massive shite, freeze it and at times of need, use it as a dildo, according to Manchipp.

So there I was, chillin with my hot Ruski Mama when all of a sudden and with no suggestion for me, she goes to the freezer and drags out this 13 inch shit and starts to masturdate using it. So obviously I said "what the hell are you doing" and she said, "Logging, it's all the range here in Russia" (but in Russian clearly, as she was russian)

by stretch June 6, 2003

brent is a pedophile and incest loving jewish bitch

Brent Austin Miller (terrorist) from Lytton, Iowa fucked tiffany johnson also from Lytton Iowa when she was 13 and he was 18 and then again when he was 19 and then he took his sister to her senior prom and tried to get laid........he succeeded he also has a gay ass jewfro and a small dick that didnt please tiffany or his sister.

brent is a pedophile and incest loving jewish bitch doesnt add up to nick's fingers

by chandlerjepsen11 September 30, 2012

Logging

Logging (also known as Facebook logging) is when someone logs into someone's open Facebook account and fucks with their settings or just their Facebook statuses. This term is prefered over the term "hacking" sense there is no actual hacking involved and only stupid 12 years old girls actually still call it hacking.

Girl on boy's Facebook account: Haha hacked u love u
Friend of boy's account comments: You didn't hack him you stupid bitch you were just logging him.

by StoneTown August 30, 2012

Longing it out

Making a situation more complicated or time-consuming than need be

'Girl, lick my balls tonight'
'No, you will have to wait until next week'
'Damn girl, why are you longing it out for!?'

by ©™ October 15, 2003

lobing

when said mouth sucks and licks elongated ear lobe in a sexual manner. Opposite or same sex.

I really want you to lobe me right now.

Me and my boys were at a club and this chick started lobing me.

Brando does not like to be lobed. Cause it tickles.

by bscottiep12 December 31, 2010

i'm loving it

a stupid term that is used by mcdonalds, supposably stolen from viagra. mcdonalds has obvuiosly made a mistke in spelling it. fitst they shoulve pu it "i am loving it" then they mispelled it horribly, in which the real prase should be "ailing vomit."
mcdonalds is starting to realize that people are obviosly hating their food, so they put more chemicals in it.

hey guys! we know that paople hate our food, so we shall change the slogan to "the only way to get rid of this food, is to eat it."

by Afronight October 11, 2004

fun loving

A really stupid thing that people say in profiles (and like things) because it is very redundant.

"I'm a fun loving person!"

"That's amazing! I never would have guessed that you would have ENJOYED having FUN!!!!!!!!!!"

by "human" *wink* *wink* December 31, 2012