pinch a loaf

to take a crap with such surgical precision that little or no wiping is required

Jasper: man, I've been able to switch to single-ply discount TP now that I can pinch a loaf every day during my morning constitutional
Willy: dude, you must be saving a bundle

by wch-meister July 26, 2016

loaf roasting

a sexual practice whereby one person attempts to insert their head into the asshole or vagina of another. In practice little more than the nose or ear is often inserted.

Hey John, I'm feeling kinda frisky, but your cock never truly satisfies me. Can we try loaf roasting again.

by big albert August 1, 2003

muffin loaf

ultra sensative man that takes it in the ass

frankie is a fuckin muffin loaf!

by the jewelhammer November 25, 2006

Cob loaf

When you ejaculate in a girl and use a piece of bread to scrape up the semen then feed it to her

Last night your sister let me cob loaf her

by Jabbott326 April 8, 2021

screw the loaf

expressing negative feelings,strongly disagreeing.

i think jay kays's a great singer,.....screw the loaf!

by clayantony March 28, 2010

cottage loaf

The act of using a slice of bread to wipe the toilet bowl in a public toilet clean, before eating as a tasty gay snack.

Jordon was peckish after rimming Danny, so opted for a cottage loaf

by pageboy69 April 5, 2015

steam loaf

Very long and grotesque fecal matter that is of very high temperature

I laid steam loaf on his neck

by Danyo February 19, 2003