Loaded Gun

when the balls are full/load and are ready to ejaculate

Boy 1 : oh man,my balls hurts
Boy 2 : just go to the bathroom and do what you should do with that loaded gun

by RavenHope August 15, 2015

Loading the Musket

The coital act of a penis pounding a forgotten tampon deep into the female vagina.

I had no idea I was loading the musket. That whore! The ensuing infection will surly cost her!

by Phondooky April 25, 2006

Time Ladies

Female version of Time Lords

"Are you a Time Lord?"

"No, I'm a Time Lady"

by Stefani Bigaran September 8, 2005

loaded phrase

a seemingly innocent phrase or sentence that has a sexual double entendre

bob: do you like hard pretzels or soft pretzels better?
sarah: i like 'em hard
bob: i bet you do...

joe: i like the way the loaded phrases roll off your tongue
bob: your tongue must be very skilled...

by G.G. July 11, 2007

Ladies Muff Pistol

A pistol to be hidden in one's vagina

Is that a ladies muff pistol or do you have an erection?

by Genitalia Armorer November 9, 2010

front-loader

a thong that shows from the front, such as with low-cut shorts or high straps.

Cf. pull me thong, where the thong shows from the back.

That girl is so hot -- check out that hot pink front-loader! I could nibble on that!

by ramdanger September 17, 2010

loaded up

A man's rear end filled with seminal fluid after gay sex.

I just got loaded up. Do you want to cum add yours to my hole?

by BigHotChuck September 4, 2017