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lincoln park

Sucky ass town in North Jersey, New Jersey. Also known as "Little Albania" cause the town is mostly Albanians. If you aren't Albanian, then you're Italian, and pretty fuckin' proud of it. All the girls are self titled "brunette bellas", even if they aren't brunettes. Pretty much filled with girls with uggs and guys with their collars popped. The town is cheap, not poor, and proof of this is because they don't even have a high school. The Lincoln Park kids go to Boonton High School after they graduate from LPMS, and now the percentage of them going to BHS has dropped since 2007. The town built a municipal building that we didn't need with tax dollars instead of building a high school.
"oh hai look would u look at me i'm fr0m lincoln park !!!!!@#!#11123!@#!!!!!!!!!"
"You're a douche."
by blahhhhhhhh ainsley December 9, 2008
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Lincoln Lover

1) A reference to the 16th president of the United States.

2) A disparaging term for a Northerner or one who advocates Civil Rights.
Dixie will rise again and we'll teach those Lincoln Lovers! Next time, we'll have shoes!

Damn those Lincoln Lovers! It's all their fault I have to sit next to black people at the lunch counter.
by defenestrator March 18, 2005
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Dirty Abraham Lincoln

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez but you make a whole beard with shit that looks similar to Abe Lincoln's.

Optional: Put a top hat on the girl and cum on the back of her head while screaming "Sic Semper Tyrannus"
Think about the assassination of Abe Lincoln but with shit for a beard and cum for the bullet

Baby, wanna come back to my place and ill give you a Dirty Abraham Lincoln
by Johnwilkssplooge October 30, 2010
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abe lincoln assassination

Perform the abe lincoln on your passed out girlfriend while she's on her period...then take out her tampon and fling it at her like your john walks booth
After shitting on his womans head to finish er abe lincoln...mike took aim with her dirty tampon for an attempted abe lincoln assassination
by jaymboct September 26, 2009
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Abraham Lincoln

Dude #1: "Dude! My girlfriend cheated on me with Abraham Lincoln. "
Dude #2: "Ugh I hate it when girls fall for guys like that."
by Bigypsy September 7, 2016
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Lincoln

Cumming on the back of someone's head.
At the play the other night, I was really horny and I Lincoln'ed on Mary while she was looking away!
by oddice October 4, 2010
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Lincolnshire sausage condom

The Lincolnshire Sausage Condom or the (L.S.C) is when your at that crucial moment at home with a female where your about to get your Freak on Then She Turns and Says 'have u got a condom' so without ruining that moment (because you used all your condoms last weekend) you go to the fridge find one of your mums Lincolnshire Sausages she was planning on using for Breakfast,Scrape the meat out the middle then use the skin as a back up condom.. Bang away Bang.
(Gav) Totally had to use the L.S.C trick last nite man!
(Steve)Whats that?
(Gav) The Lincolnshire Sausage Condom..Take one of our Fine Homemade Sausages take out the meat in the middle and use it as a reserve rubber!
(Steve) that shit works??
(Gav) yeah man.. you cant let that bitch get away with the have you got a condom trick.
by GavinoPatta April 5, 2009
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