lakers

consist of men like shaq, who causes serious concern over the state of the human race/gene pool. join the "shaq should not reproduce" organization!

by yepthatsme June 28, 2003

lakers

Anyone who has lived or grown up in Medford Lakes, NJ, borough of Medford,NJ. You usually find lakers at the Riv, Sandstand, or 7-11.

OMG you are such a Laker!
Didja see those lakers canoeing to school?

by medfordgurl April 12, 2008

laser

Another word for a cumshot; ejaculate

After getting head, I lasered her face.

by Kruug February 25, 2009

lakers

1) Meaning men who are superior in quality and sportsmanship.
2) The greatest basketball team of all time.

The world champion Los Angeles Lakers defeated the Sacramento Queens, on the road to thier third straight victory.

by Mike Bibby April 4, 2003

laser bop

getting bop from a laser

dude, I just got laser bop.

by donkeyswamp January 18, 2009

Penis laser

When a penis is enhanced and altered to fire amplified light.

Did you see that penis laser?

by J0kerm@n January 2, 2010

Spartan Laser

A sexual role playing game where participants dress as Halo characters. Male participants (dressed as Spartans) are punched in the prostate to induce internal bleeding, then ejaculate blood onto the other participants and yell, "Lasa LASAAAAH!!!"

"I got a head shot with my Spartan Laser last night... she's blind now."

by John 117 October 10, 2007