Penis laser

When a penis is enhanced and altered to fire amplified light.

Did you see that penis laser?

by J0kerm@n January 03, 2010

Peef Cloud

When a penis farts, it is called a peef. When a male experiences his first peef, it becomes a toxic gaseous cloud, that stalks the male until he inhales the dreaded queef cloud!

I had a peef cloud the other day!

Really?

Yeah!

Queef clouds taste like rotting cow testicles!

Wait, how do you know wha-... Never mind.

by J0kerm@n January 03, 2010