Laking

When a girl ejaculates during sex due to deep internal stimulation, and leaves a nice lake on the sheets. It then feels like your balls are sitting in a lake.

I've had to change my sheets three times this week because my girlfriend keeps laking!

by ramm69 April 22, 2014

LARPing Leonard

A guy who embarrasses himself by wearing a cape or other costumes to school and using metaphoric language in an attempt to impress people.

Guy#1: "Oh great, "LARPing Leonard" decided to wear his cape again..."

Guy#2: "Why is he standing in the middle of the ring? and what is he screaming?"

LARPing Leonard "Do you want a Day of War, or A DAY OF RECKONING?!"

Guy #1 "........let's go home"

by DiskoStikk June 22, 2009

Lorking

The act of back-peddling after being caught watching questionable porn. Suspected lorkers commonly use excuses such as "That's not what I was looking for, the search feature must have screwed up" or "Uhhh...I was searching for videos that had doggy style sex, I didn't want to see dogs banging chicks!"

Ryan- "Whoa dude, you watchin some midget porn there fucker?"

Nick- "Uhhh no way man...I was uhh...searching for videos that had chicks with short hair...not short chicks, the search must be fucked or something!?!"

Ryan- "Whatever, you're totally lorking right now you know."

by xxNixonxx June 13, 2014

Insta-lerking

When someone goes into a person's profile. They go as far as their very first post, but never want to like anything, because it would be too weird.

Gurl #1 (on the phone, so there is some sarcasm)- Gurl, OMG!! I was just Insta-lerking through Gavin's pics he is sssoooooooo HOT!!!
Gurl#2- OMFG! Really?! Did you like any of them????
Gurl#1- OMF NOOO!!! Gurl it was a year back that I went up to, there is no way that I am going to like his pictures.

by I_am_a_unicorn January 17, 2016

Lacking

A sport created by the mortal gods of humanity, Niall and Abdul. This game will not only improve your senses to the maximum capacity it will also heighten your capability in anything you lack.

How its played is you score a point whenever you land a two handed palm down slap on someone's shoulders. This sport is not to be played by the weak minded

Just don't get caught LACKING next time

by habdín November 21, 2020

larkinism

Being stupid but smart at the same time at 3:00 in the morning on a Tuesday night every 2 weeks, that a girl texts you about school and bed.

I hate those people who are larkinisms.

Ryan said "I got larkinism"

by ryan larkins May 22, 2019

Lurkin

Is short lurking which is when someone is creeping and stocking people's blogs on tumbler

This guy is really lurkin my blog

by DA WOLF 6 July 12, 2016