Chill-laxing

The art of shutting up and calming down when someone tells you to chill-lax

I was in a really bad mood earlier, but now im chill-laxing

by Glides April 3, 2010

Laying down pipe

To fuck a girl from behind with a cock 8 inches or longer

I was laying down pipe on Emily last night

by BigDickDaddy615537 August 6, 2017

lapongga

Filipino slang for sexually touching a woman's breasts.

Pre, ang sarap LAPONGGAhin ng dyoga nya!

by Pilyong Ikos June 24, 2006

Global Laming

The fictitious and nondescript effect of too much smug in the atmosphere. Smug is caused by humans who, among other things, love the smell of their own farts because they drive hybrid cars.

Coined in South park when Kyle's dad thinks he is ahead of the curb than the other residents of south park because he buys a Hybrid.

Guy: Stop acting like such a smug bastard just because you own a hybrid car.
Hybrid Owner: Unlike you I'm trying to protect the earth rather than destroy it. *Smells his own fart*
Guy: That couldn't be further from the truth, global laming is far worse that global warming.

by OKay12 July 30, 2011

laying a turnip

When one is in a state in wich he creates a large anal excroitation which takes the shape of a vegatable often known as the turnip,

there seems to be a vegatable spraying/oosing out of my anus, i seem to be LAYING A TURNIP

by david somerville June 20, 2007

laying

Going on a hump spree.

"I been laying in this bed all night long." - Miley Cyrus

by LieMaker October 14, 2013

Avril Lavinge

A crapped up person. i feel sorry for her. she's been 'remade' by her producers. she doesn't want to be punk, but her producers made this image for her, so she'd get more famous. and she's led to believe she really likes this music. bottom line: I HATE HER

nobody's home was written by ben moody from evanescence which makes the song sort of decent

by Ville Valo April 24, 2005