Mormon laid

When a Latter-day Saint ('Mormon') engages themselves in the act of kissing.

"dude, i kissed her last night!"
"man, you got MORMON laid! yeeee ssonn!"

by Bekky Gibson March 25, 2008

larder

An extremely forceful fart, it is often highly deadly and smells very bad.

"Oi whats he doing?" "i think hes trying larder"
"Guys you better get out of here im about to larder!"

by =RICO= August 17, 2011

lard ass

when somebodies butt just looks nasty...or they just plain UGLY

HIGH-BOOTY LOOKS LIKE A LARD ASS

by MZ DOUGLAS May 13, 2009

get laid

the solution to being "too uptight"

Your too uptight...go get laid.

by secret March 1, 2005

laid

<noun> intercourse in which the agitating characteristics apparent from one's lack of a sex life are trumped; usually refers to the instance in which a repressed male is laid by a woman, and is particularly suggestive of sex where the woman takes up the dominate position of riding the male from on top.

(1) Man, you definitely need to get laid.

(2)<verb> She laid him out like Sunday's ironing.

by Jesse Washington May 13, 2008

Lard

N. The Deity to whom televangelists pray

"We've been able to get our $8,000,000,000 in pledges-uh to support the new Mercedes for the Children outreach. Praise the Lard!"

by DaBunny July 1, 2005

my lard ah mercy

Newfoundland slang for "My Lord have mercy" or "Lord have mercy"

Ah is pronounced "awe".

There's a fire down the street!
Oh my lard ah mercy call 911!

by The Gewfie Newfie January 20, 2011