Marion Local

Marion Local is made up of an itty bitty collection of church congregations that all go to the same school. Everyone you encounter is probably blond with blue eyes, semi tall and all have the same birth defect. All the guys egos are bigger than their dicks. The girls are loose lipped (take that as you please) bitches and their band sucks. The “town” also has a cult symbolized by the Flyer on their driveway. What the fuck is a flyer anyway?

“I heard there was a football game at Marion Local this weekend...wanna go”

“Ehhh I’m good...I’d rather not see us get beat by those inbred assholes again”

by Floobies8008 October 26, 2020

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

Mami’s Local Cracks

A gang of hispanic females that are in fact delusional and crackheads among your local town. Annoying to some, but entertaining to each other.

Look! It’s mami’s local cracks! damn their weird. wtf is wrong with them. omg.

by autis_cyle April 30, 2020

owner of a local car

User of ubran dictionary

Owner of a local car just made the definition of staff job double money

by Owner of a local car November 16, 2022

Tampa Local

While visiting an out of town friend, or at a party out of town, prior to leaving, drop a masive (Bull Sized) shit in the bathroom without flushing. This is very common when visiting other college towns, Gainesville in particular. The Tampa Local can be out of spite, pride or general friendship.

That bitch! She said she lives a half hour away! an hour? And she had the nerve to make me move her cat hair covered sofa to the garage? Good thing i nailed a Tampa Local before we left.

by Big Uncle Buck July 18, 2010

Your Local Fadila

That one person who always looking for peace and avoids conflicts. She often say "Hmmmm" and "Peace and Love 😎✌️🌟❤️🍒🦏🎶🥦❤️☮️"

"What is wrong with that person? And why she keeps saying 'Hmmmmm' a lot?"
"Yeah, and why she keeps saying 'Peace and Love' too like a hippie?"
"I think she's Your Local Fadila."

by across._the._universe_ January 30, 2021

Goshen Local Schools

Your perspective of this school depends on who you are. If you’ve attended “Goshen 😬” for your whole life, you probably love it/think it’s decent. If you moved here from another school that was bigger and better, since goshen is a small school, you probably dislike it. This school has the most drama anyone’s ever seen. There’s the trailer park trash kids, the popular kids, the ratchet kids, the kids who try to act bad but they aren’t, and the kids who everybody loves and is inclusive to everybody. For teachers, there’s the teachers who is everyone’s favorite, the teacher that hates kids and calls herself “Dr.”, and the teacher’s AID that everyone either loves, hates, or doesn’t know. This school is the definition of either a poor school or a school that uses all the money for themselves, we don’t know. The money probably goes to Spaulding when they have celebration day, since they get bouncy castles. The middle school only has the warrior walk, which is big sus, and dodgeball games. The high school is different and there’s couples making out all over the place. There’s very limited sports options to choose from, and most of the teachers hate their lives. The principal of the high school sounds like Nemo. Overall, you either love or hate goshen. You can make some good friends, but they’ll either stay with you for years or drop you for nothing 🤪.

Kid 1: “Man, I hate goshen.”
Popular Kids: bye we hate you now hope your life doesn’t turn into a living hell how dare you disrespect Goshen Local Schools my mom is the head of the PTO
Kid who doesn’t care: shut up ****

by purple penis 69 June 14, 2019