laxed 

the state of being relaxed, or chilled. Can be refered to as short for relaxed.

After smokin a fat splif, I was laxed.

laxed by JoJoBean December 1, 2006

laxitive 

a substance that you drink/eat. it makes you shit like a horny donkey

moron 1: i took a laxitive last night
moron 2: i bet you shit like a horny donkey.
moron 1: Yes.

laxitive by motobuddy October 12, 2006

laxative 

what you swallow, or have inserted into the anus, to help loosen the bowels

It is not a good idea to take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

laxative by yorrick hunt February 3, 2008

laxy ragging

rogering a chick when she is on her rag, having previously taken a ridiculously large amount of laxatives. hence creating a pretty messy situation. CAUTION:-HIGH HIV/AIDS RISK.

dude, last night i was giving this chick a laxy ragging, it got so messy i cant get the stains out my sheets, i don't know how im gonna explain it to my mum, and to top it all off it turns out we both have aids.

laxy ragging by daaave pelzer August 26, 2007

Laxing out 

(v) The act of leaving the country and giving your friends little/no notice of your departure. The destination of these mysterious trips is often far away countries, such as Bangladesh, Uganda, and Israel. It is likely that there are other destinations that are unknown to anyone but the individual who is Laxing out.

Laxer: Yo guys, I'm leaving tomorrow... you might not see me for a while, or ever again.
Best friends: Shit man, where are you going?
Laxer: You know I can't tell you that... I'd have to kill you.
Best friends: Oh... So you're Laxing out?
Laxer: Yeah you wont see me for an undetermined period of time, or I might just randomly show up outside your house 40 lbs thinner and with a beard in three months, who knows.

Laxing out by Laxoutersannonymous December 17, 2012

Laxmi

beautiful.

Person A: Damn, did you see that girl? She's beautiful!
Person B: That's Laxmi.

Laxmi by hurloo February 3, 2013

laxative 

self-inflected diarrhea

took a laxative last nite and woke up with the screaming shits at 4am

laxative by allygurl829 June 3, 2009