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Keystone80435

Keystone is a ski resort in Colorado. 80435 is the zip code.
Lets hit Keystone80435. I'll meet you at The Goat.
by Best Place On Earth December 29, 2007
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Keystone Kops

Pennsylvania State Police.

Taken from both the silent comedy movies of the same name and that Pennsylvania is the Keystone State, using the keystone as one of its symbols (which is found as the dash separator on their license plates as well).
"Slow down - there's a Keystone Kop sitting up on that bridge!"

"PA has a nice state law - only the Keystone Kops can use radar. Local police can't."
by OldsVistaCruiser April 5, 2012
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Throw in the Keys

To allow your home to go into forclosure because your adjustable-rate loan interest rate balloons your payment into an amount that you cannot afford.
"My mortgage statement came in today and my payment has went up $400. There is no way in hell I can pay that. I guess it's time to throw in the keys!"
by Mothanatus March 23, 2008
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keysties

moronic slang term for a Keystone beer. Used only by complete and utter tool bags who also use the term "dirty thirty."
"fuck brah, you got a dirty thirty of keysties, brah, fuck.."
by aSmarterPerson April 11, 2006
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Super Stinky Keys

The act of defecating on your roomate's keyboard after they have pissed you off to the max
"The dude slept with my sister, so when he went downstairs to get the mail I left him with a hot load of super stinky keys."
by CeJ x NaSTy September 13, 2009
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highest of keys

Drawled out version of high key Most commonly used when desiring to describe something with specificity or disputing lowkey
Don: "Ay bro, but on the Highest of Keys, she's a hoe"
Bro: "Yeah I know, but I'd still lowkey hit."
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Bonnie: "Lowkey, Tyrone is bomb af."

Jas: "No, on the Highest of Keys he is!"
*Fits of Laughter*
by Bullshitter101 December 31, 2014
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Keystone Light

Keystone Light is always smooth. It was voted the best Light beer in Point Pleasant NJ 05, 06, 07 and is the front runner for 08. Keystone Light is Coors light's younger brother. Keystone Light kicks ass.
Davis: This is the greatest beer ever. What is it?!?!?!

Bruce: Thats Keystone Light, the greatest light beer in the world.
by J-Mont April 1, 2008
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